I'm not gahay, but about 2/3rds of the way thru that I came. True story (okay, maybe I just popped a chubby).
I think Anderson actually felt his sack growing larger with every word that came outta his mouth. I think he was surprised with himself! I think AC thought, "is this what it feels like to be conservative? America...frick yeah!"
You could almost hear the moveon pansy crying inside, thinking, "stop it, AC! You're betraying me and our kind! Why? I just sucked your banana last night and this is how you repay me? Stop it, Anderson!"
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