Climate Change!!!

Happens constantly and everyday.

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Formerly known as global warming

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Previously known as global cooling

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Trump just literally killed the planet.

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Mother Nature is literally shaking.

had a co-worker come over to my cubicle yesteday to ask a question, then she started fishing my plastic water bottles out of the trash can and moved them over to a recycle bucket. I ask her about the whole Trump thing and she said the cities would be under water in 30 years. She was totally serious. I said that's what they said 40 years ago. They just relay the shite they've been fed, no independant thought whatsoever. She also told me she voted for Gary Johnson, probably thinking that impressed me, somehow. I just reiterated to her that that dude lost.

Hollywood types like to pretend that they care about the planet because it sounds lofty, like praying for world peace. We all know they don't really care enough about the cause to give up even marginal things in their lives that could make small changes if indeed, their beliefs were true.

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Pre pre previously known as: 

Hey it's raining 
Hey it's snowing 
Hey the sun is out 
Hey the sun ain't out 
Hey it's dark

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Pre pre pre previously known as:

Damn nature u scary