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Blessed are the body slammers

Posted on 5/26/17 at 12:06 am
Posted by mahdragonz
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 5/26/17 at 12:06 am
So if a person claims they are a conservative Christian...how do they explain at the pearly gates they acted as one if they assaulted someone?




Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 12:07 am to
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So if a person claims they are a conservative Christian...how do they explain at the pearly gates they acted as one if they assaulted someone?



They point to the worthless son of a bitch they did it to.

next question
Posted by AuburnTigers
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 5/26/17 at 12:08 am to
You lost again! Lol


Bunch of losers
Posted by mahdragonz
Member since Jun 2013
6936 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 12:09 am to
Well that would be convincing to point some one made in a supreme beings likeness and call him a summnabitch.

Will have to remember that one.
Posted by PrimeTime Money
Houston, Texas, USA
Member since Nov 2012
27305 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 12:10 am to
He can blame it on Eve for eating that damn apple.
This post was edited on 5/26/17 at 12:11 am
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
23716 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 12:10 am to
I ran out of cheeks..after all Jesus didn't love the moneychangers out of the Temple.
Posted by DelU249
Austria
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Posted on 5/26/17 at 12:10 am to
Posted by GeauxLSUGeaux
1 room down from Erin Andrews
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Posted by Bass Tiger
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 5/26/17 at 12:12 am to
quote:

So if a person claims they are a conservative Christian...how do they explain at the pearly gates they acted as one if they assaulted someone?



GAWD, find a better way to start a damn melt baw!
Posted by TK421
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2011
10411 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 12:13 am to
If the grace of God is sufficient for an a-hole like you, I think the body slammer will be alright.
Posted by PygmalionEffect
Member since Jul 2012
4834 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 12:20 am to
quote:

So if a person claims they are a conservative Christian...how do they explain at the pearly gates they acted as one if they assaulted someone?



Then tried to smear the reporter by lying about it by saying the reporter was the aggressor.


Fake Christian politicians lie so easily and effectively when they are talking about religion that they often forget that their lie needs to have some semblance of making sense when they are telling lies outside of a religious context.


Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 12:24 am to
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Then tried to smear the reporter by lying about it by saying the reporter was the aggressor.
no one cares

He could've been volunteering at a women's shelter and out of nowhere comes gianforte with the people's elbow...and America would love it
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
41676 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 12:27 am to
No one is saved by their works. Those who are saved are saved by the works of Christ.

Also, Christians sin. They just repent of the sin when they do whereas non-Christians don't care about offending God.
Posted by IAmReality
Member since Oct 2012
12229 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 12:50 am to
Christ drove the money changers out of the temple, first he flipped over their tables and then took a whip to them.

There's clearly such a thing as righteous violence.

If anybody deserves to be whipped bloody in 2017 it's the scumbag trash at the Guardian.
This post was edited on 5/26/17 at 10:11 pm
Posted by matthew25
Member since Jun 2012
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Posted on 5/26/17 at 4:29 am to
And thus "turning the tables" was put into our vocabulary.
Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 5/26/17 at 5:44 am to
How the turntables
Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
19522 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 5:57 am to
quote:

So if a person claims they are a conservative Christian...how do they explain at the pearly gates they acted as one if they assaulted someone?


Two words.

Dumb liberal.
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 6:27 am to
quote:

So if a person claims they are a conservative Christian...how do they explain at the pearly gates they acted as one if they assaulted someone?


Feelings, whoa whoa whoa feeeeeeeeelings...
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 5/26/17 at 6:30 am to
It is all about fighting evil.

I guess you think Christians are supposed to sit on the bus and get slaughtered and not say anything.
Posted by Tiger Lake
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Member since Dec 2016
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Posted on 5/26/17 at 6:33 am to
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They point to the worthless son of a bitch they did it to.


quote:

next question


Great answer.....and if the media continues their obvious bullshite bias.....they should get used to being "bodyslammed"!!!
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