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Favorite Entourage Quote?
Posted on 4/16/15 at 10:27 am
Posted on 4/16/15 at 10:27 am
"Tell Sloan I said what up"
"Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty frick, do not answer the phone"
"Someone find Johnny Chase a job today. I don't care if it's a guy getting gangraped by a gaggle of silverback gorillas, if there's cameras there, we want it"
"Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty frick, do not answer the phone"
"Someone find Johnny Chase a job today. I don't care if it's a guy getting gangraped by a gaggle of silverback gorillas, if there's cameras there, we want it"
This post was edited on 4/16/15 at 10:44 am
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Posted on 4/16/15 at 10:37 am to The Pirate King
The Carmen Electra line popped right into my head. Funniest line I've ever heard in a television show.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 10:47 am to The Pirate King
I feel like I saw this thread recently.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 10:48 am to The Pirate King
lloyd: howd it go?
ari: howd the frickING bay of pigs go?!?!?!
ari: howd the frickING bay of pigs go?!?!?!
Posted on 4/16/15 at 10:53 am to The Pirate King
pretty much anything Ari said but the following is probably my favorite
quote:
Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty frick, do not answer the phone
Posted on 4/16/15 at 10:58 am to The Pirate King
quote:
"Someone find Johnny Chase a job today. I don't care if he's getting gangraped by a gaggle of silverback gorillas, if there's cameras there, we want it"
Was going to post this. Best Ari quote ever IMO.
This post was edited on 4/16/15 at 10:59 am
Posted on 4/16/15 at 10:58 am to LSUSoulja08
Lloyd: What’s wrong?
Ari: Has so much cum squirt in those eyes you can’t see what’s right in front of your face? Amanda Daniels takes that job, Vince is fricked and I’m fricked. Which means we’re all fricked. And we’re fricked in the way you like to get fricked not fricked in the way normal people like to get fricked.
I didn’t go to the Lakers game because they were playing the fricking Bobcats… And I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate, how to answer a question without a question, basic Humanity 101, which I thought, given your wall of fricking diplomas, you could easily fix, or if you couldn’t, you could give her a pill that would either fix it or make her a mute. But now, to turn around and gang up on me? I have work to do. I have hundreds of clients to deal with, and just so we’re clear, I don’t care about ANY OF THEM. They’re ALL just a number, like Wife #1 and Therapist #7… GOOD DAY!
Ari: Has so much cum squirt in those eyes you can’t see what’s right in front of your face? Amanda Daniels takes that job, Vince is fricked and I’m fricked. Which means we’re all fricked. And we’re fricked in the way you like to get fricked not fricked in the way normal people like to get fricked.
I didn’t go to the Lakers game because they were playing the fricking Bobcats… And I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate, how to answer a question without a question, basic Humanity 101, which I thought, given your wall of fricking diplomas, you could easily fix, or if you couldn’t, you could give her a pill that would either fix it or make her a mute. But now, to turn around and gang up on me? I have work to do. I have hundreds of clients to deal with, and just so we’re clear, I don’t care about ANY OF THEM. They’re ALL just a number, like Wife #1 and Therapist #7… GOOD DAY!
Posted on 4/16/15 at 10:59 am to The Pirate King
Ari going off in therapy about having to take a call at noon on a motherfricking Wednesday was pretty good.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 11:00 am to prostyleoffensetime
THEY DRIVE THAT WAY IN TIANANMEN SQUARE BITCH?!?!
Posted on 4/16/15 at 11:02 am to beaver
quote:
Lloyd: What’s wrong?
Ari: Has so much cum squirt in those eyes you can’t see what’s right in front of your face? Amanda Daniels takes that job, Vince is fricked and I’m fricked. Which means we’re all fricked. And we’re fricked in the way you like to get fricked not fricked in the way normal people like to get fricked
...but no way that line gets written today quote:
I didn’t go to the Lakers game because they were playing the fricking Bobcats… And I came here today because I thought this was a session on how my wife could learn to communicate, how to answer a question without a question, basic Humanity 101, which I thought, given your wall of fricking diplomas, you could easily fix, or if you couldn’t, you could give her a pill that would either fix it or make her a mute. But now, to turn around and gang up on me? I have work to do. I have hundreds of clients to deal with, and just so we’re clear, I don’t care about ANY OF THEM. They’re ALL just a number, like Wife #1 and Therapist #7… GOOD DAY!
Brilliant
Posted on 4/16/15 at 11:17 am to The Pirate King
quote:
"Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty frick, do not answer the phone"
thats pretty good
Posted on 4/16/15 at 11:24 am to Thurber
Smoke more weed Turtle.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 11:25 am to Thurber
well, what happened was i was on my way to the airport in Los Angeles when i was pulled over and the officer found some cocaine. well, uh, it was....a lot of cocaine. youre probably asking yourself "why on earth was i BRINGING cocaine to columbia?" well, truthfully, i wasnt. as it turns out it was an old bag that had been lying in my trunk for years, just had completely forgotten about it. neither case, the judge didnt really buy that
Posted on 4/16/15 at 11:49 am to The Pirate King
Posted on 4/16/15 at 12:42 pm to The Pirate King
The part where it finally said "the end" after one of the worst shows in the history of HBO wrapped.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 12:54 pm to CapitalCityDevil
"no no no no, mean is when I made Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I arse fricked her." johnny drama
Posted on 4/16/15 at 12:55 pm to The Pirate King
Not a quote but when Ari goes off on Josh Weinstein at his party for stealing Ari's clients. Awesome scene.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 1:07 pm to The Pirate King
Friends are just girls you haven't fricked yet.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 1:11 pm to The Pirate King
I must have been dreaming about how I blasted her in the face like a Jackson Pollock.
Posted on 4/16/15 at 1:33 pm to The Pirate King
At least get the GOAT quote right, brah
Here's the clip
LINK
Also, forgot about the little gem at then end of the clip where Lloyd asks if he can qualify for the $10 grand and Ari tells him, "Sure, but you'll get paid in yen"!
quote:
People, staff meeting has been cancelled. You all have one goal today: to get Vincent Chase’s brother, Johnny Chase, a job. Any job! I don’t care if it’s a porn shoot in which he is being gang raped by a gaggle of silverback apes, if there are cameras rolling, everybody wins. 10 grand for anyone that can deliver this to me, today.
Here's the clip
LINK
Also, forgot about the little gem at then end of the clip where Lloyd asks if he can qualify for the $10 grand and Ari tells him, "Sure, but you'll get paid in yen"!
This post was edited on 4/16/15 at 1:39 pm
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