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What kind of people watch softcore porn?
Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:12 am
Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:12 am
My premium channels are loaded with softcore porn at night. While I enjoy the T&A, wtf is the point of it? Stupid arse elevator music and dumb plot lines so it isn't enough to follow like a real movie. A lot of these chicks are washed up real porn stars. This one bitch has fricking angel wings tatted on her entire back and her lips look like she stuffed cotton balls under them.
Is there anyone who actually watches this shite on purpose?
Eta: Now this other bitch pops on the TV that has yellow summer teeth, and I think one of them is dead and grey
Is there anyone who actually watches this shite on purpose?
Eta: Now this other bitch pops on the TV that has yellow summer teeth, and I think one of them is dead and grey
This post was edited on 4/1/15 at 2:14 am
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Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:15 am to Hammertime
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What kind of people watch softcore porn?
Softcore people
Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:15 am to Hammertime
You do know you don't have to watch that fluff, you can change the channel or even turn off the box.
April Fools!
April Fools!
Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:15 am to Hammertime
quote:
What kind of people watch softcore porn?
Apparently you do.
But seriously:
People that can't sleep and there's nothing else on tv. I've tried and can't watch more than 5 minutes or so of that stuff.
Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:16 am to Hammertime
You, apparently 
Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:18 am to TbirdSpur2010
BOOM T-bird. You've got to be quicker than that.
Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:28 am to TbirdSpur2010
Watched a movie, smoked a cig outside, and it was on when I got back inside. I wasn't exactly watching it.
I don't know how they have so many of them. I mean, do they actually make money?
I don't know how they have so many of them. I mean, do they actually make money?
Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:54 am to Hammertime
They must.
Somehow
Somehow
Posted on 4/1/15 at 4:53 am to TbirdSpur2010
The same people who wanted to watch 50 shades of gray
Posted on 4/1/15 at 4:55 am to Fat and Happy
Not even close baw
Posted on 4/1/15 at 5:45 am to Hammertime
Is redtube soft core?
Are you talking about on TV? Why would you pay for porn on TV?
Are you talking about on TV? Why would you pay for porn on TV?
Posted on 4/1/15 at 6:07 am to Hammertime
I do sometimes. It reminds me of my childhood.
Posted on 4/1/15 at 6:14 am to Paige
quote:
redtube
not quite softcore
Posted on 4/1/15 at 6:20 am to Hammertime
And yet you still fapped didn't you.
Posted on 4/1/15 at 6:27 am to Hammertime
quote:
Is there anyone who actually watches this shite on purpose
I'll have you know both "The Blair Wench Project" and "Lord of the G-strings" are better than most michael bay films.
Posted on 4/1/15 at 6:31 am to Hammertime
Little old ladies who want to live dangerously for an evening.
Posted on 4/1/15 at 6:37 am to Hammertime
quote:
What kind of people watch softcore porn?(Posted on 4/1/15 at 2:12 am) 00
Red blooded American middle school boys, that's who.
Of course back in the early '90s I was watching via scrambled, choppy, off color, tube TV, eagerly awaiting a brief moment of clarity, but hey it got the job done.
Posted on 4/1/15 at 6:42 am to Emteein
A series of discolored, squiggly waves across the screen, but decent audio. And then... a NIPPLE! It may have been green, but it was a nipple!
Posted on 4/1/15 at 6:55 am to White Roach
Oh the days 
Posted on 4/1/15 at 6:59 am to Paige
quote:
Is redtube soft core?
So what kind of porn do you like?
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