re: tOfficial Justin Bieber Roast Game Thread

Anyone know if Hannibal's full set is online anywhere? They had to edit out of ton of his stuff. They only aired a couple of his Beiber jokes. I imagine he had plenty more

those pussies cut a bruce jenner joke. Ok so 9/11 and ISIS beheading jokes are ok.....but fricking bruce jenner is a sacred cow?

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"If you two get married, who is going to walk you down the aisle?" Ross said. "The only male left in the Kardashian clan is Khloe."

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Paul Walker is also off limits

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“‘Move bitch, get out of the way!’ is what Paul Walker should’ve told that tree,” roast veteran Jeff Ross said during his set, referencing Ludacris’ hit song “Move Bitch.” “Too soon? Too fast? Too furious?”

“Just this past year, Justin got arrested for drag racing,” said “Saturday Night Live” star and roaster Pete Davidson. “Unfortunately, it wasn’t with Paul Walker. What? He’s doing great! He’s got a movie coming out!”

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Not sure why they'd cave to the requests of Ludacris

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“There were some Paul Walker jokes that I didn’t feel like were appropriate,” Ludacris said. “I was told and promised that they would edit those out. … Some of those were over the line.”

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I thought that it was pretty entertaining. Usually I hate to see Kevin Hart on TV. But this time he actually did ok.

Martha Stewart & Hannibal had the best jokes imo.

It was also nice to watch the Kardashian sisters sit there and have to take the insults.

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Shaq did not suck.

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shaq sucked. he could barely talk and it was clear he didnt rehearse the jokes they wrote for him.


i dont get what was funny about Hannibal. his jokes had no substance at all. it came to a point where he was just telling beiber he sucked. he had zero creativity

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Shaq did not suck.



shaq sucked. he could barely talk and it was clear he didnt rehearse the jokes they wrote for him.

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I didn't think he was very funny either. But he was the subject of a lot of good jokes. Ludacris had no business up there.

Ludacris was scared to make people mad it seemed. Kinda falls in line with him asking to remove the paul walker jokes

Ludacris just sucks, I think the only time he laughed is when bieber made a joke about him and told him it was ok to laugh.

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shaq sucked. he could barely talk and it was clear he didnt rehearse the jokes they wrote for him.

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I think it goes back to the too many celebrities involved and not enough comedians. A comedian's delivery of the joke is really important and people like Shaq and some of the others are terrible communicators. He doesnt seem that intelligent either. You can have the best comedians writing your jokes but if you cant deliver them in a funny and cohesive manner, the jokes fail.

And why is Snoop continually on these roasts? Is it just to have a person up there to make fun of?

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There's nothing funny about making jokes about people dying tragically and unexpectedly

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Comedy is subjective. You don't get to decide what every single person finds funny.

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Comedy is subjective. You don't get to decide what every single person finds funny.

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I understand that, and first of all, you've got problems if you find humor in making fun of someone dying in front of people that care about that person.
You should have the brain that works well enough to realize there's somethings that are off limits.
What's the point of making a joke that 0.0000001% of the world might laugh at.

People make jokes about michael jackson all the time, but you rarely hear anyone joke about him dying, b/c no one would laugh at that and it's inappropriate.