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re: Has anyone had this stomach virus that is being passed around these few weeks?
Posted on 3/29/15 at 11:09 pm to SmackoverHawg
Posted on 3/29/15 at 11:09 pm to SmackoverHawg
quote:
Thought about culturing this virus. Giving it to the wife every couple weeks until she's back to pre-marriage size.
May I call you "Doctor Evil" ?
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Posted on 3/29/15 at 11:14 pm to Sofa King Crimson
quote:
peeing out of butt
Posted on 3/29/15 at 11:16 pm to LSUAlum2001
Is it the one where you can't eat and you puke a few times? Also I was constapation after it.
Posted on 3/29/15 at 11:17 pm to LSUAlum2001
I had a bit of a stomach bug a few weeks ago. I don't know if it's the same thing. It took 2-3 days for the worst of it to pass, but then my stomach was pretty weak for about a week and a half. It sucked.
Posted on 3/29/15 at 11:17 pm to Old Money
take renew life pro-biotics.
Posted on 3/29/15 at 11:20 pm to cajunangelle
I shite my pants in Target yesterday. It ran down my leg, out my pants and on to the floor.
It was like a trail. I got the frick out of there and called my wife from the car and told her we were leaving.
It was like a trail. I got the frick out of there and called my wife from the car and told her we were leaving.
Posted on 3/29/15 at 11:22 pm to AlbertMeansWell
Posted on 3/29/15 at 11:24 pm to AlbertMeansWell
imagine the trail of smell you left behind and all of those infected now in Target.
you know that flu fart, nasty-arse flu shite smell, is the worst.
you know that flu fart, nasty-arse flu shite smell, is the worst.
Posted on 3/29/15 at 11:25 pm to AlbertMeansWell
Oh, man. Well played. Posted on 3/29/15 at 11:26 pm to cajunangelle
Imagine the workers.
"Someone shite in the aisle again, Curtis. Get the mop."
"fricking animals, I tell you. They don't pay me enough to deal with this stuff."
"Someone shite in the aisle again, Curtis. Get the mop."
"fricking animals, I tell you. They don't pay me enough to deal with this stuff."
Posted on 3/29/15 at 11:31 pm to Peazey
I may show my age with this but when I was in grade school. The janitor put this gerbil cage looking stuff all over a pile of vomit. It made the smell of puke or poo go away and magically disappear.
Posted on 3/29/15 at 11:42 pm to LSUAlum2001
Smoke weed. Don't get stomach virus. Seriously, if I ever puke because I'm sick it's because of mucus dripping. I haven't had a stomach issue in almost 6 years. And the one time I did it was dysentery. I've never felt so terrible in my life.
Posted on 3/30/15 at 12:06 am to tigersownall
Having the shits is bad but when you add puking it goes to a new level.
Posted on 3/30/15 at 12:14 am to Mr Gardoki
My woman gave it to me last week. She had just come off a week of antibiotics so she thought her stomach issues were due to that. I still haven't told her that she was probably sick and was the reason I was peeing out of my arse for 4 days straight. Had to stay away from vegetables for the time, they were an instant run to the bathroom. The best thing for me was to stick to unhealthy food, like fried chicken, cheese, and french fries. It's gone around our entire office as well.
Posted on 3/30/15 at 6:12 am to LSUAlum2001
Yea I actually got it twice after my son brought it home. The second time it was the worst I've ever had. Threw up for 12 hours about every 30 minutes. I haven't been the same since. Literally, I am now lactose intolerant because of it.
Posted on 3/30/15 at 6:16 am to shutterspeed
quote:This is the pace im on right now. Not looking forward to work today. May leave sick.
Yep. Started with me feeling achy on a Friday and continued into my vacation through Tuesday (so about 5 days). My arse was like a damn geyser. Experienced nothing like it before. Only thing I could do was soak in the tub after each br trip because you are not getting clean after that.
Lost some weight and a taste for certain meals.
Posted on 3/30/15 at 6:23 am to LSUAlum2001
My 2 year old was in hospital for 3 days with it, we all got it eventually
Posted on 3/30/15 at 6:27 am to LSUAlum2001
Haven't had it. But now I'm afraid to walk outside. So, thanks for that
This post was edited on 3/30/15 at 6:28 am
Posted on 3/30/15 at 6:32 am to yellowfin
It was either noro or rotavirus and yes it's horrible. Had it a few years ago and instead of spending time with my family for Christmas, I checked myself into a hotel and quarantined myself for 4 days. I tried to Skype to enjoy at least some of the holiday, but it only resulted in my family seeing me run to the toilet in agony.
Here's a free tip. Go to walgreens and buy probiotics. They work.
Here's a free tip. Go to walgreens and buy probiotics. They work.
Posted on 3/30/15 at 6:37 am to LSUAlum2001
72 hours for me, thought I would never get better. BRAT diet my man.
This post was edited on 3/30/15 at 6:38 am
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