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Dear Hiawatha of the Iroquois in Civ. 5. Don't frick with me

Posted on 3/8/15 at 2:57 pm
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68468 posts
Posted on 3/8/15 at 2:57 pm
So last night I started playing Civilization 5 again. I was going to do a peaceful victory through economics or science as the Austrian Empire. Well for almost the entire game I was friends with everyone on the map, including countries that were at war with each other. My largest bordering neighbor was Germany and we stayed on really good terms. The problem started around 1800 with my southeastern neighbor, the Iroquois.

As the Austrian Empire you can go through a Diplomatic Marriage with city states, so the majority of the time, this is how I expanded my empire. Well, I bought a few that bordered the Iroquois, then settled one city on a small strip of land by the ocean so I could connect those cities with the rest of my empire. No big deal right? Well, the Iroquois had two cities (one settled and another was a city state they took over and were using as a puppet) that were cut off because of my new borders and an ally had told me that for some reason the Iroquois were plotting against me even though we had a declaration of friendship.

A few turns go by, and everything is fine. Then all of a sudden, Hiawatha denounces me for settling cities too aggressively. Then 5 turns later he starts threatening me saying that he and his allies are getting ready for war and that my days are numbered. So, by this time I have built several nuclear power plants, have a decent uranium supply and around 50,000 gold. I buy a few nukes that are within range of their capital then pay the French and Germans to declare war on them. Then after he threatens me again, I launch two nukes at his second largest city, take it over pretty easily then burn it to the ground. Then I launch two more at his capital and another at one of his smaller border cities. Needless to say, as soon as he could he was begging for mercy. Offered me one of his cities in exchange for peace.

So now I have another city, burned down one of his most productive cities, brought his capital to it's knees and now all of his farmland has nuclear fallout on it. Only bad thing now is that France is "guarded" about me.

Do. Not. frick. With. Me.

TL:DR version

Hiawatha threatened peaceful Austria. I nuked his second largest city then burned it down, almost burned his capital down and took one of his border cities.

This post was edited on 3/8/15 at 3:20 pm
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 3/8/15 at 2:59 pm to
war monger

you cant hug your children with nuclear arms
Posted by Rayburn8
Member since Jun 2014
1715 posts
Posted on 3/8/15 at 3:00 pm to
That dude literally has no purpose in that game other than screwing with the human player.
This post was edited on 3/8/15 at 3:06 pm
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
25184 posts
Posted on 3/8/15 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

hat dude literally had no purpose in that game other than screwing with the human player.



this. dude gets pissed over EVERYTHING
Posted by Rayburn8
Member since Jun 2014
1715 posts
Posted on 3/8/15 at 3:06 pm to
I did that to saim the other day did not even take a city. They attacked my brand new city that I made two turns earlier. I sent three troops up there and they beat Saim's six troops. Didn't even enter his turf before he offered his city to me and ran like a little girl.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68468 posts
Posted on 3/8/15 at 3:13 pm to
He establishes 30 cities it seems like and bullies city-states that aren't his allies. Granted, I saw that he was trying to lock me into the northeastern part of the continent. So that's why I started expanding and adding city-states to my empire because I didn't want to be stuck and surrounded by him. I didn't think he'd get THAT pissed though. Especially since I hadn't built up any military force. But after he started becoming hostile, I bought a few marines and infantries for protection then when he threatened war I said "frick it" and bought 4-5 nukes and spread them around my border cities.

Saving up all that money paid off in the end.
This post was edited on 3/8/15 at 3:14 pm
Posted by Rayburn8
Member since Jun 2014
1715 posts
Posted on 3/8/15 at 3:17 pm to
That is my win condition. Play as Morocco get a bunch of trade routes. Make a bunch of money per turn and either buy all the city states win in diplomacy or just buy an army.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68468 posts
Posted on 3/8/15 at 3:20 pm to
Pretty much how I am any time I come across traditionally hostile players

Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
25184 posts
Posted on 3/8/15 at 3:21 pm to
oh, one threatening or bullshite declaration and i obliterate you. salted earth
Posted by drewnbrla
The Pool is closed.
Member since Mar 2011
7839 posts
Posted on 3/8/15 at 3:35 pm to
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