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New Reason For Divorce - Penis Too Big
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:25 pm
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:25 pm
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A Woman Divorced Her Husband After Only One Week Because His Penis Was Too Big
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As part of tradition before settling in her husband’s home, the bride was invited to move into his parents’ house. It was when they first had sex that she claimed the trauma began.
“When he came, we had sex but the experience was a nightmare. Instead of enjoying the sex, it turned out to be something else because his penis was too big,” she told the court, according to Nigeria’s Tribune.
After their first unsuccessful romp, she took medication given to her by her mother. “I told my mother the experience but she told me to endure and that with time, I will be able to cope. She then gave me some drugs,’’ she said to Nigerian media.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:26 pm to yankeeundercover
He can use this for advertisement on his Tinder account.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:27 pm to yankeeundercover
So the guy was a Nigerian...makes sense
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:27 pm to yankeeundercover
Holy shite I would walk around with this news headline tied around my neck
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:28 pm to yankeeundercover
quote:
She then gave me some drugs
Go ahead mom!
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:29 pm to yankeeundercover
I do lots of things that make my wife mad at me
this is not one of them
this is not one of them
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:30 pm to LSUsmartass
quote:"Hey Umbutu, how married life?"
Holy shite I would walk around with this news headline tied around my neck
"Bad. Divorced. Penis too big"
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:32 pm to yankeeundercover
quote:
mother of three
This was the most shocking part of the article to me. I figured she must've been a virgin before clicking the article.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:33 pm to LSUsmartass
I have never had to worry about this problem
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:35 pm to yankeeundercover
Kim K says no such thing as too big
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:37 pm to yankeeundercover
if my wife could find a big penis that also brings in a good paycheck my arse would hit the road
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:38 pm to Tiger Ryno
This could be Guinness Book material here.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:38 pm to rantfan
Let me guess OT. 99% of you will be divorced come later in the week because of the same reason.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:38 pm to yankeeundercover
For me if there is too many miles on the odometer, worn out rugs, busted headlights, and a blown out manifold, I'm not buying it. But in order to discover these issues, you have to drive it and inspect it before you buy it. I'm not sure if there is a "cucumber" variation of the lemon law.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:39 pm to yankeeundercover
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Penis Too Big
quote:
Nigeria
shocked
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:46 pm to jdd48
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99% of you will be divorced come later in the week because of the same reason.
no, that's why we all have several irl 10 side slam pieces to soothe the behemoth
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:54 pm to jvilletiger25
quote:
I can relate
To the woman?
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:57 pm to High C
quote:Yeah, he has a very shallow vagina.
To the woman?
Posted on 3/5/15 at 1:01 pm to yankeeundercover
from the comments:
quote:
The divorce proceedings were constantly interrupted by high-fives.
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