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New Reason For Divorce - Penis Too Big

Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:25 pm
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36373 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:25 pm
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A Woman Divorced Her Husband After Only One Week Because His Penis Was Too Big
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As part of tradition before settling in her husband’s home, the bride was invited to move into his parents’ house. It was when they first had sex that she claimed the trauma began.

“When he came, we had sex but the experience was a nightmare. Instead of enjoying the sex, it turned out to be something else because his penis was too big,” she told the court, according to Nigeria’s Tribune.

After their first unsuccessful romp, she took medication given to her by her mother. “I told my mother the experience but she told me to endure and that with time, I will be able to cope. She then gave me some drugs,’’ she said to Nigerian media.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27331 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:26 pm to
He can use this for advertisement on his Tinder account.
Posted by Croacka
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2008
61441 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:27 pm to
So the guy was a Nigerian...makes sense
Posted by LSUsmartass
Scompton
Member since Sep 2004
82365 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:27 pm to
Holy shite I would walk around with this news headline tied around my neck
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35115 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:28 pm to
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She then gave me some drugs


Go ahead mom!
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68309 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:29 pm to
I do lots of things that make my wife mad at me


this is not one of them


Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36373 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:30 pm to
quote:

Holy shite I would walk around with this news headline tied around my neck

"Hey Umbutu, how married life?"
"Bad. Divorced. Penis too big"

Posted by Jamohn
Das Boot
Member since Mar 2009
13544 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:32 pm to
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mother of three

This was the most shocking part of the article to me. I figured she must've been a virgin before clicking the article.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
103065 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:33 pm to
I have never had to worry about this problem
Posted by LSUTygerFan
Homerun Village
Member since Jun 2008
33232 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:35 pm to
Kim K says no such thing as too big
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:37 pm to
if my wife could find a big penis that also brings in a good paycheck my arse would hit the road
Posted by TigerPanzer
Orlando
Member since Sep 2006
9476 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:38 pm to
This could be Guinness Book material here.
Posted by jdd48
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2012
22086 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:38 pm to
Let me guess OT. 99% of you will be divorced come later in the week because of the same reason.

Posted by drewnbrla
The Pool is closed.
Member since Mar 2011
7839 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:38 pm to
For me if there is too many miles on the odometer, worn out rugs, busted headlights, and a blown out manifold, I'm not buying it. But in order to discover these issues, you have to drive it and inspect it before you buy it. I'm not sure if there is a "cucumber" variation of the lemon law.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:39 pm to
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Penis Too Big


quote:

Nigeria


shocked
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:46 pm to
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99% of you will be divorced come later in the week because of the same reason.



no, that's why we all have several irl 10 side slam pieces to soothe the behemoth
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
17005 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:46 pm to
I can relate
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53799 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

I can relate


To the woman?
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36373 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:57 pm to
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To the woman?
Yeah, he has a very shallow vagina.
Posted by CptRusty
Basket of Deplorables
Member since Aug 2011
11740 posts
Posted on 3/5/15 at 1:01 pm to
from the comments:

quote:

The divorce proceedings were constantly interrupted by high-fives.


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