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re: I accidentally ran over my mom's dog
Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:37 pm to Legendary0903
Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:37 pm to Legendary0903
did not happen
1
Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:38 pm to Legendary0903
you sound like a shite driver
Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:38 pm to windshieldman
Seems like the most plausible explanation. Either way, he sucks.
Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:39 pm to Nonetheless
quote:
did not happen
Exactly.
Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:40 pm to Scruffy
quote:
Everything on the internet is true.
Exactly
Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:40 pm to Legendary0903
Yep. That response answers it.
Fake story. Move along folks.
Fake story. Move along folks.
Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:40 pm to Legendary0903
Do you need us all to chip in and buy you rearview mirrors?
An accident is oh I spilled my juice, oh i forgot to put the trash out, oh I got your 18 year old daughter pregnant.
Not killing animals, twice
An accident is oh I spilled my juice, oh i forgot to put the trash out, oh I got your 18 year old daughter pregnant.
Not killing animals, twice
Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:41 pm to Legendary0903
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Legendary0903
You are even a bigger douche bag than me.
POST MORE!
Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:42 pm to Legendary0903
quote:
This time, I only partially ran over the dog, so it limped over to the side of the house and died peacefully for 20 minutes. She thinks he had a heart attack or something... I couldn't hear her well through all of the tears.
For some reason, this has me belly laughing to the point of tears.
I can't even...
Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:43 pm to Legendary0903
quote:
Question is, should I tell her?
By any chance was the dog's name "Mufasa"?
You could show her this on her deathbed and tell her-
"Oh, by the way, I killed Mufasa!"
Posted on 3/4/15 at 10:45 pm to Mizzoufan26
Oh I got your 18 year old daughter pregnant> killing 3 dogs with your car.
As far as the accident scale is concerned.
As far as the accident scale is concerned.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:31 am to Legendary0903
Some dudes break their mother's heart by failure.
Others by drugs.
Yet others by marrying someone bad for them.
Legendary just kills his mother's best friend. Probably because the dog was the frontrunner to get the house in the will.
Others by drugs.
Yet others by marrying someone bad for them.
Legendary just kills his mother's best friend. Probably because the dog was the frontrunner to get the house in the will.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 12:47 am to Legendary0903
Dog gone it.
Posted on 3/5/15 at 1:00 am to ODanMan
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I don't believe you, and your an idiot
Every fricking time.
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