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re: LUNCH THREAD: Troubl's awesume resume edition

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Posted by Lester Earl
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 12:02 pm to
I'm listening
Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 12:03 pm to
you should start a fem lesbian massage bizness with comfortable viewing seating and complimentary tissues for the gentlemen patrons.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 12:03 pm to
Resume's like hers usually end up taped to the fridge in our break room.
Posted by TigerPox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 12:03 pm to
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Damn right. Although I much prefer ordering a pie. Time restraints got me all restrained.

Me and my Momma hit up the Johnny's buffet last time I went home. I got El Chico's too. Definitely had been a while on both of those.
Posted by TigerPox
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 12:04 pm to
Noooooo. You already had an early lunch and already left and aren't going to bring me grilled pork and go to PinkBerry with me for dessert so you aren't getting what I got you. I'm gonna give it to someone else now. Maybe, terd.
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30164 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 12:04 pm to
IDC - It's never failed to get me whatever position I want. I've got 2 degrees and can program most Point of Sale systems from scratch without any help PLUS make a mean cocktail.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 12:05 pm to
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Athletic build and I'm fine with it. If I had big tits I'd be super dangerous.


just giving you a hard time...don't stab me
Posted by LSUballs
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 12:05 pm to
It's been a while since I've had El Chico. Or "The Boy" as it translates too. Odd name for a restaurant imho, but the serve a fine chimichanga.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 12:06 pm to
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Resume's like hers usually end up taped to the fridge in our break room.


Apparently I need more pictures in my resume... never know when a future boss might be illiterate.


This post was edited on 3/4/15 at 12:07 pm
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45736 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 12:06 pm to
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If I had big tits I'd be super dangerous.

This is true...after a night of heavy drinking I find I start to topple over.
Posted by TigerPox
Member since Oct 2010
33333 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 12:07 pm to
That top shelf quesadilla is money. I get that every time I go. Oh, and a cup of the half and half cheese dip.

Had no idea it translated to "The Boy"....that's very odd.
Posted by jmcs68
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 12:07 pm to
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This post was edited on 3/8/15 at 6:20 pm
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 12:07 pm to
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...after a night of heavy drinking I find I start to topple over.


Posted by Skillet
Member since Aug 2006
107632 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 12:08 pm to
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My Easter joke is waaaaaaaaaay more offensive.


What's white and falls from the sky?



enjoy your eternal afterlife in hell..k sinner?
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30164 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 12:08 pm to
You're safe.

Terd - We were getting along there for a second and then you got a bunch of military honors and started being a dick again.


El Chico is where I learned to love BBQ sauce on steak fajitas.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
Simple Solutions to Complex Probs
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 12:08 pm to
i may be in Nola at the end of this month

let's hang out
Posted by Count Chocula
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Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 3/4/15 at 12:09 pm to
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If I had big tits I'd be super dangerous.


quote:

This is true...after a night of heavy drinking I find I start to topple over.



Don't know why... but this comes to mind.
Posted by Lester Earl
Member since Nov 2003
278387 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 12:09 pm to
Terd can have it
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30164 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 12:09 pm to
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This is true...after a night of heavy drinking I find I start to topple over.


The "Haves".... Always teasing the "Have nots"

quote:


enjoy your eternal afterlife in hell..k sinner?


I'm well aware of where I parked my handbasket.
This post was edited on 3/4/15 at 12:11 pm
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108742 posts
Posted on 3/4/15 at 12:09 pm to
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IDC - It's never failed to get me whatever position I want.


You act like it's difficult to work at a bar.

"I have 2 degrees and this super awesome resume I made all by myself"

"Do you know how to clean vomit off walls?"

"Uh... yes."

"You're hired"
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