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re: "Am I normal?" Massive Penis Size Study Just Dropped

Posted on 3/3/15 at 9:43 am to
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
83933 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 9:43 am to
Asians screwed up the average for everyone.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55448 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 9:47 am to
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Actually, how the frick do so many people in this thread know their dick sizes?


Sometimes you're drunk and get ideas with the tailor's tape.
This post was edited on 3/3/15 at 9:47 am
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25486 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 10:00 am to
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tailor's tape


invalid measurement. the contours and even a subtle, undetectable arc are probably adding .25" So check yoself. You need a straight edge.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55448 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 10:01 am to
It's not on my CV, man.

Dude asked why one might know...well, that's it.
Posted by fightingtiger2335
heh?
Member since Aug 2007
61157 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 10:03 am to
Must convince meatloaf to not read ot today
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25486 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 10:04 am to
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Dude asked why one might know


I checked once after reading either Maxim or Men's Health article. The article said if you can't fit your dong inside a toilet paper roll you need a magnum. According to the article, I need a magnum, but I assure you, I don't need a magnum.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55448 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 10:05 am to
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The article said if you can't fit your dong inside a toilet paper roll you need a magnum.


It's like 'Big and Tall' clothing. Me, I'm tall, but not big by any means. So their clothing fits me like a circus tent.

A magnum might have the right girth, but too much length, or the right length and too much girth.
Posted by CootKilla
In a beer can/All dog's nightmares
Member since Jul 2007
5906 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 10:15 am to
Where do I put the ruler, on top or under my pecker?
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 10:28 am to
They're really not much bigger than regular ones IMHO
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 10:30 am to
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The study is claimed to be the first to combine all existing data on penis length and girth—a total of 15,521 data points—into a definitive analysis. Its results show that the average penis is 5.16 inches in length and 4.6 inches around when erect, and 3.6 inches long and 3.7 inches around when flaccid.


Damn, taking extenze really screwed me up.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 10:35 am to
Someone should set up a stand to sell tape measures outside the gym. A free copy of the chart with every sale. Would make a mint.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 10:35 am to
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translation - most guys (surprise surprise) lie. 



they study is based on doctors' measurements.
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19239 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 10:37 am to
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Asians screwed up the average for everyone.


yeah pretty much but they're balanced out by the brothers
Posted by Macintosh504
Leveraging Salaries University
Member since Sep 2011
52606 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 10:38 am to
Seeing this makes me feel good about myself. I must be way above average
Posted by Alatgr
Mobeezy, Alabizzle
Member since Sep 2005
17660 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 10:49 am to
This confirms that I'm a grower, not a shower.
Posted by AllemanWC
Bayou Corne
Member since Jan 2015
945 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 10:50 am to
So you're a tall fat guy with a small penis? OK got it.
Posted by The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Bucktown
Member since Nov 2012
3505 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 11:11 am to
I look like an Asian down there when I'm rockin the wet noodle, but boy do I grow when I get excited!!!
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164137 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 11:17 am to
That actually seems small fwiw. Global warming must be shrinking penises.
This post was edited on 3/3/15 at 11:19 am
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
22144 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 11:24 am to
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he worst thing that you can be is a black man with a small dick ...with just a titanic wake of disappointed women behind you.

Trust me - the worst thing is not having a titantic wake of disappointed women behind you.
Posted by BRL79
Member since Mar 2014
2972 posts
Posted on 3/3/15 at 11:34 am to
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That's a lot of cock


Yeah, your mom was busy all week
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