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Posted on 3/2/15 at 1:51 pm to ClydeFrog
"Don't frick around with train safety."
You can edit that as you see fit.
You can edit that as you see fit.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 1:52 pm to ClydeFrog
Always wear a condom when pulling a train.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 1:52 pm to ClydeFrog
"Next stop, safetyville!"
OR
"The Chinese didn't build these for you damned kids to frick around on"
OR
"The Chinese didn't build these for you damned kids to frick around on"
Posted on 3/2/15 at 1:52 pm to ClydeFrog
quote:
It's the railroad industry, if that helps.
Don't get railroaded by HR. Follow our safety instructions and stay on track.
One mistake can kill a train load of children. Be wary of your safety precautions.
Hitler didn't follow safety precautions. Don't be a Nazi, following safety is a big Yahtzee!
This post was edited on 3/2/15 at 1:55 pm
Posted on 3/2/15 at 1:53 pm to ClydeFrog
Want to say good-bye to your loved ones while twisted underneath a locomotive? No? Then don't be stupid
Posted on 3/2/15 at 1:54 pm to ClydeFrog
Don't be stupid.
WTF? Anyone who gets hit by a train has to be stupid.
WTF? Anyone who gets hit by a train has to be stupid.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 1:55 pm to tgrbaitn08
quote:
Follow the safety rules or you will be fired before you hit the ground
I see you have experience in the industry.
Got some great ideas in here already.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 1:55 pm to ClydeFrog
When there's a tie at the railroad tracks...you lose.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 1:55 pm to Ace Midnight
Drivin' my train, high on cocaine*…
*Will get your arse fired. Be safe, be sober, be smart.
*Will get your arse fired. Be safe, be sober, be smart.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 1:56 pm to ClydeFrog
"Running a train isn't always a good thing"
Posted on 3/2/15 at 1:56 pm to ClydeFrog
Stay off crack so our trains stay on track
Posted on 3/2/15 at 1:58 pm to Boudreaux35
To be placed on or near railroad tracks:
OFFICIAL DARWIN CONTEST PROVING GROUNDS
To enter, please stand on tracks, close your eyes and ears, and wait for your prize.
If you do not wish to enter, stay off the tracks like a normal person.
OFFICIAL DARWIN CONTEST PROVING GROUNDS
To enter, please stand on tracks, close your eyes and ears, and wait for your prize.
If you do not wish to enter, stay off the tracks like a normal person.
This post was edited on 3/2/15 at 1:59 pm
Posted on 3/2/15 at 1:59 pm to ClydeFrog
No matter how many times you say it, you are not real engineers, so pay attention to the safety videos.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 1:59 pm to ClydeFrog
Remember: Cheaters Always Win; Just Ask Bill Belicheck.
And seems like the OP living off of this advice as well.
And seems like the OP living off of this advice as well.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 2:01 pm to ClydeFrog
"You won't always be fired for failing to follow safety regulations, sometimes you'll be dead...
Smoke Marlboro"
Smoke Marlboro"
Posted on 3/2/15 at 2:02 pm to ClydeFrog
Stay on track with safety.
^^^^ That's a legit winner. Short, simple, and clever.
^^^^ That's a legit winner. Short, simple, and clever.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 2:04 pm to ClydeFrog
Darryl: We do safety training every year or after an accident. We've never made it a full year. This particular time I was reaching for a supply box on the top shelf, when one office worker, who shall remain nameless, kicked the ladder out from under me and yelled...
Michael Scott: ...Hey Darryl! How's it hanging? [laughing]
Michael Scott: ...Hey Darryl! How's it hanging? [laughing]
Posted on 3/2/15 at 2:04 pm to DeathValley85
I won the same contest at my job years ago by using "The doors to safety swing on the hinges of common sense."
Posted on 3/2/15 at 2:05 pm to ClydeFrog
Safety is our most important freight
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