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re: psa: be careful when you eat pistachios
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:09 pm to When in Rome
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:09 pm to When in Rome
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In a nutshell, look twice before eating pistachios.
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Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:09 pm to When in Rome
quote:Typical.
Because I only wanted to eat half a cup and didn't want to have to clean another thing.
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:10 pm to When in Rome
tss
i was sitting at a bar once trying to act cool in front of the attractive bar worker chick..she set down a bowl of complimentary nuts on the bar and i grabbed a few, put them in my mouth a crunched down.
yes, they were pistachio nuts. the bar chick looked at me and said do you always eat them like that..i said yes. also, my mouth was bleeding.
i was sitting at a bar once trying to act cool in front of the attractive bar worker chick..she set down a bowl of complimentary nuts on the bar and i grabbed a few, put them in my mouth a crunched down.
yes, they were pistachio nuts. the bar chick looked at me and said do you always eat them like that..i said yes. also, my mouth was bleeding.
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:10 pm to FT
I know right? Classic portion control and resourcefulness.
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:11 pm to Skillet
This is your best post in months.
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:12 pm to Skillet
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:12 pm to When in Rome
Fiber.
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:13 pm to When in Rome
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:15 pm to When in Rome
had the same thing happen to me with a bag of pistachios just a few weeks ago.
hey, you know those pistachios that are only partially opened? how long do you try to crack them before giving up and sucking the salt off and throwing them away?
hey, you know those pistachios that are only partially opened? how long do you try to crack them before giving up and sucking the salt off and throwing them away?
This post was edited on 2/25/15 at 3:16 pm
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:16 pm to When in Rome
this wouldnt bug me out much. in fact i usually throw them down unconsciously
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:17 pm to Jet12
jet, don't be so dramatic...i bet if i shined a black light in your bedroom i bet i would see numerous blood, semen, saliva & urine stains all over your bed, floor, walls & ceiling...sheesh
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:18 pm to When in Rome
worms are just a little extra protein.
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:20 pm to link
quote:
? how long do you try to crack them before giving up and sucking the salt off and throwing them away?
I eat a lot of them, and I've learned which ones are worth the effort and which ones you just get the salt and move on.
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:35 pm to DoUrden
Damn bayou ruined pistachios for me
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:50 pm to When in Rome
I appreciate the fact that you made this thread to use that pun. Bravo
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:51 pm to Skillet
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:53 pm to When in Rome
I'll eat that worm all day.
Posted on 2/25/15 at 3:55 pm to When in Rome
quote:You're not funny. Try harder.
In a nutshell, look twice before eating pistachios.
Posted on 2/25/15 at 4:01 pm to When in Rome
Pistachio worms are full of protein and antioxidants.
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