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I Just Got Back From The WORST 1st Date EVER!
Posted on 2/21/15 at 2:11 am
Posted on 2/21/15 at 2:11 am
Mutual friends hook us up, all this chick wants to talk about is Rocky Marciano.
She wouldn't let me pay for her drinks and she gave me the brush off cheek peck when I went in for the Goodnight Killshot.
I asked her out again and she kinda hesitated.
That's too bad, I was going to propose to her.
PS: I'm a Doctor AND an Attorney and I look like J Timberlake.
She wouldn't let me pay for her drinks and she gave me the brush off cheek peck when I went in for the Goodnight Killshot.
I asked her out again and she kinda hesitated.
That's too bad, I was going to propose to her.
PS: I'm a Doctor AND an Attorney and I look like J Timberlake.
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Posted on 2/21/15 at 2:12 am to soccerfüt
she sounds like a bitch, you're better off without her, imo.
Posted on 2/21/15 at 2:13 am to soccerfüt
You mean you look like NPH right?
Posted on 2/21/15 at 2:14 am to soccerfüt
quote:
I look like J Timberlake
Timberlake looks like Neil Patrick Harris
Posted on 2/21/15 at 2:16 am to soccerfüt
Mean Girls!
Posted on 2/21/15 at 2:16 am to ALWho
Not wanting to brag too much but I've been told that if JTim and NPH had a baby boy, it would grow up to look like me.
Stunningly handsome, in other words.
Stunningly handsome, in other words.
Posted on 2/21/15 at 2:17 am to soccerfüt
Did she seem out to prove she was tooootally a cool chick but at the same time still miss independent, and maybe taking black market testosterone injections?
Posted on 2/21/15 at 2:18 am to soccerfüt
So you like Justin Timberlake, Broadway and fine wine?
figures
figures
Posted on 2/21/15 at 2:19 am to Kafka
And now, oddly, this guy:
"How to handle a woman..."
"How to handle a woman..."
This post was edited on 2/21/15 at 2:20 am
Posted on 2/21/15 at 2:19 am to soccerfüt
Next time talk about work more I hear it turns some chicks on. She'll probably blow you under the table in the restaurant.
Posted on 2/21/15 at 2:20 am to soccerfüt
At least she knows who the GOAT boxer is, that's always Step One.
Posted on 2/21/15 at 2:21 am to CrimsonTideMD
She seemed.......
aged.
Not like a brawny cab but like the Brawny Papertowel guy.
aged.
Not like a brawny cab but like the Brawny Papertowel guy.
Posted on 2/21/15 at 2:22 am to lake2280
Well I'm a Plastic Man specializing in Vulvar Enhancement.
Kind of hard to drop that subtly into a convo.
Kind of hard to drop that subtly into a convo.
Posted on 2/21/15 at 2:24 am to soccerfüt
I was waiting for this one.
Posted on 2/21/15 at 2:25 am to soccerfüt
It's pretty obvious y'all have small dicks....you have nothing else to do but put 6 pages on a girl's bad date and then make another thread making fun of it.
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So glad I can give you entertainment on a Friday night...
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: : : So glad I can give you entertainment on a Friday night...
This post was edited on 2/21/15 at 2:27 am
Posted on 2/21/15 at 2:27 am to soccerfüt
quote:
Not wanting to brag too much but I've been told that if JTim and NPH had a baby boy, it would grow up to look like me.
Stunningly handsome, in other words.
Bragging or not, take care of where you repeat that statement..
Posted on 2/21/15 at 2:27 am to TigahLilly
Posted on 2/21/15 at 2:28 am to TigahLilly
Your lack of a sense of humor could be another reason you're still single....
Posted on 2/21/15 at 2:28 am to TigahLilly
I mean what the do you expect? This is the fricking OT...
Posted on 2/21/15 at 2:32 am to ForeverLSU02
Nah, I do have quite the sense of humor. Do you even know OT? There is no sense of humor here, it's all about who you can make fun of. You get judged on everything you do, I expected this. Whoever has the best jokes, wins. The most derogatory and negative wins. Have a go, it seems to get everybody else off.
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