Got any funny roommate/college stories?

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I once caught my roommate whacking it in the kitchen to a hustler.

This isn't really a funny story, just a college roommate story. I roomed with two other girls when I first moved to BR. One was very similar to me, very down to earth and practical. The other was very artsy and came from a fairly wealthy family. We decided that we would take turns each week buying the groceries. First week was me, bought all the necessities. Second week was normal girl, same thing. Third week the artsy girl goes and comes home with 1 jar of caviar, 1 box of those gourmet Water Crackers, and 1 bottle of champagne.

We didn't let her go shopping again.

Freshman year roommate used to wait til he thought I was asleep and "then snap one off". We had bunk beds and I was the top guy and the whole bed would shake.


Believe it or not, he was the best roommate ever. Let me drive his Mustang and I almost wrapped it around a tree one night.

Back in college my roommate and I gangbanged your mom.

My roommate would come home drunk and pass out. Then like clockwork he'd get up, open the closet door, take a leak in it and go back to bed. In the morning he would swear up and down he never did any such thing.

I got one. My 3rd year at LSU I moved into a small 2 bedroom apartment with one of my best friends. Starting in the fall semester, he was going through some tough times, not going to class and drinking/smoking a lot. Well he had this part time job working for Raj at the Tigerland Mart and getting paid cash to stock beer and load kegs.

One Thursday night he came home from work and was drunk as shite for some reason. I guess he was drinking at work or something. I was in the kitchen making a big jug of fruit punch koolaid. My roomie comes in and drunkenly knocks over a dinner plate and it shatters on the floor. I was kind of pissed because he was being drunk and annoying and he said he was sorry and would sweep it up. He went to get a broom but instead knocked over my entire jug of koolaid I just made and it spilled red koolaid all over the kitchen floor. I was like, god dammit man, I can't deal with this and I went in the living room, which is right next to the kitchen, and sat on the couch. He says "I'm sorry, I'll mop it up." A few seconds later I hear a violent thud, look over and he's laying on the kitchen floor. He had slipped and fallen. Neither of us said anything, then he got up, limped to his bedroom and passed out. Turns out he broke his ankle when he slipped and ended up in crutches for months. Poor guy.

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Third week the artsy girl goes and comes home with 1 jar of caviar, 1 box of those gourmet Water Crackers, and 1 bottle of champagne.

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Tell me more!!!!!!!!

I said it wasn't really funny, just a story about a college roommate.

I do have a realllly funny story about a girls first time taking ecstasy, but if anyone I knew read this board I'd totally be outing myself.
I actually have a bunch of funny drug stories.
Or maybe they weren't actually funny, but since I was on drugs they seemed funny.