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Dinosaurs Were Probably Tripping on Hallucinogens Most of the Time

Posted on 2/13/15 at 10:49 am
Posted by JBeam
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Posted on 2/13/15 at 10:49 am
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Big news on the paleontology front: Researchers from Oregon State University have discovered a perfectly preserved sample of grass trapped in 100-million-year-old amber in Myanmar, by far the oldest of its kind. But even more curious was a small growth attached to the grass, which the team discovered was quite similar to the modern-day ergot fungus.

Ergot is famous for causing severe symptoms like hallucinations, convulsions, gangrene, mania and psychosis — and it seems that one of its earliest ancestors was flourishing during the heyday of the dinosaurs in the early- to mid-Cretaceous period.

Thus, the last thing some unfortunate herbivores may have seen before they died was a whirling, fractal blur of raptor claws or carnosaur teeth.




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Fossilized feces (coprolites) have already established that sauropod dinosaurs ate grass at least as early as the late Cretaceous period (71-65 million years ago). The newly discovered fungus, Palaeoclaviceps parasiticus, might have gone down the gullet along with it.

"It seems like ergot has been involved with animals and humans almost forever, and now we know that this fungus literally dates back to the earliest evolution of grasses," OSU scientist George Poinar Jr. said in a statement on the university's website. "This is an important discovery that helps us understand the timeline of grass development, which now forms the basis of the human food supply in such crops as corn, rice or wheat. But it also shows that this parasitic fungus may have been around almost as long as the grasses themselves, as both a toxin and natural hallucinogen."

"There's no doubt in my mind that it would have been eaten by sauropod dinosaurs," he says, "although we can't know what exact effect it had on them."


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This post was edited on 2/13/15 at 10:51 am
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Posted by Phil A Sheo
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Sounds like a pretty dangerous party... A frick ton of giants dinos trippin balls ..what could go wrong
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Posted by HempHead
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Thus, the last thing some unfortunate herbivores may have seen before they died was a whirling, fractal blur of raptor claws or carnosaur teeth.


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"There's no doubt in my mind that it would have been eaten by sauropod dinosaurs," he says, "although we can't know what exact effect it had on them."


Hmm
Posted by 777Tiger
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Posted on 2/13/15 at 10:58 am to
WTF else is there to do? you're a fricking dinosaur
Posted by Chad504boy
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further proof dinosaurs didn't exist
Posted by Bluefin
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Posted by dawgfan24348
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Seeing a giant sauropod trip balls would be hilarious. Let's feed a Rhino or Hippo some LSD
Posted by HempHead
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Let's feed a Rhino or Hippo some LSD


The only known actual overdose of LSD happened to an elephant.

I can't remember how many hits (in micrograms) it was...but the LD50 is stupid high. Poor Al.
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That is hilariously terrifying.
Posted by OhFace55
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upvote for dinosaurs gif
Posted by LucasP
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A frick ton of giants dinos trippin balls ..what could go wrong


I think most of us have been there before.



This post was edited on 2/13/15 at 11:16 am
Posted by JBeam
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The only known actual overdose of LSD happened to an elephant.

Does film of this exist?
Posted by LucasP
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further proof dinosaurs didn't exist


So........ checkmate atheists?
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