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re: Fact You Should Know About Louisiana Traffic Tickets
Posted on 1/28/15 at 3:06 pm to Radiojones
Posted on 1/28/15 at 3:06 pm to Radiojones
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Who do you purchase auto insurance from?
He probably has no idea what you're talking about
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Posted on 1/28/15 at 3:07 pm to Hammertime
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This is coming from someone who gets 10-12 tickets a year.
I'm sure when your driving history comes up on their laptop, no comments are necessary.
Posted on 1/28/15 at 3:13 pm to toosleaux
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I'm sure when your driving history comes up on their laptop, no comments are necessary.
Posted on 1/28/15 at 3:13 pm to toosleaux
"officer" DeRosa in St John Parish can suck my dick that lying piece of crap
Posted on 1/28/15 at 3:18 pm to toosleaux
No driving history dingleberry
The gecko takes care of me
The gecko takes care of me
Posted on 1/28/15 at 3:21 pm to WPBTiger
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Way for officer to recall facts if you take it to court.
Actually no, that is reserved for the rear of the citation. After you receive the citation, the officer writes a summary of the event, and what the violations where. So when you go to court, you will always see the magistrate, judge, etc flip to the rear of the citation.
Posted on 1/28/15 at 3:26 pm to SanFranTiger
There was the time I got pulled over just off the Simmesport bridge going to Marksville. Simmesport Officer Dipshit accused me of speeding (Dude, I grew up in PC Parish, I never speed near Smsprt) and when I denied that fact, he claimed my truck had no insurance per the DMV computer, and my ins card was false. When he tried to have me towed, I called my insurance agent who called Simmesport Chief of Police (cuz officer dips hit wouldn't talk to her)
It was great to see the look on his face when I told him his boss was calling him and to go get his phone. He still ticketed me for speeding, but didn't say a word or look at me.
got a letter about 2 wks later from the mayor with a copy of the ticket, saying this cop has been accused multiple times of ticketing without warrant, etc, and the violations had been dismissed.
Sometimes attitude pays off...maybe the exception that proves the rule...
It was great to see the look on his face when I told him his boss was calling him and to go get his phone. He still ticketed me for speeding, but didn't say a word or look at me.
got a letter about 2 wks later from the mayor with a copy of the ticket, saying this cop has been accused multiple times of ticketing without warrant, etc, and the violations had been dismissed.
Sometimes attitude pays off...maybe the exception that proves the rule...
Posted on 1/28/15 at 9:58 pm to chinhoyang
y'all slow down in Port Barre on Hwy 190. They having a fund raiser over there.
Posted on 1/28/15 at 10:05 pm to SanFranTiger
Yep. frick that fat fricking piece of shite. 
Posted on 1/28/15 at 10:10 pm to chinhoyang
Solid advice.
Posted on 1/28/15 at 10:12 pm to Green Chili Tiger
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He probably has no idea what you're talking about
Posted on 1/28/15 at 11:08 pm to Hammertime
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No driving history dingleberry
LOL k
Posted on 1/28/15 at 11:27 pm to chinhoyang
Your disclaimer came too late. I took your legal advice and You're now my attorney.
Posted on 1/28/15 at 11:34 pm to chinhoyang
did one say big breast?
Posted on 1/29/15 at 12:01 am to Mung
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Another fact: Most of these speed traps are handled in municipal court, where the mayor or some local appointed lawyer is the "judge". At trial, who do you think they will believe, Bubba, the cop, who they see every week, or some jackass from out of town who comes in to demonstrate his pro se skilz? Just call and pay the fine, and they will reduce it to non-moving 90% of the time.
That reminds me, I got one in Welsh on I-10 last Monday. Called the next day and they said I'd need to call next week. frickers
Posted on 1/29/15 at 12:52 am to Green Chili Tiger
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"No dog in suspects vehicle to shoot. Maybe I'll get lucky on the next one".
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"I realized I was speeding and staple showing dow. (Goolash)"
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"White car speeding on MLK drive, charge as hate crime"
Rename this thread "Decipher the officer's note" and the thread would be 100x times funnier.
Good job, everyone.
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