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Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:36 pm
Posted by lsufanintexas
Member since Sep 2006
5011 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:36 pm
I'm addicted to this show and now they have new episodes on spike.

God these people are stupid. Just ask for a lawyer and they can't search you or your car not force you to speak to incriminate yourself. So bad it's funnt!

Anyone else love this show?
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29504 posts
Posted on 1/24/15 at 11:59 pm to
Have seen every episode since inception. It's my vice and nemesis.


Posted by ManBearTiger
BRLA
Member since Jun 2007
21839 posts
Posted on 1/25/15 at 4:41 am to
I always wondered whether the filming has affected the outcome of the perp's trial. Anyone have anything to fill me in?
Posted by Das Jackal
Da Bayou
Member since Sep 2011
2589 posts
Posted on 1/25/15 at 8:34 am to
Oh yea, watching a few episodes of Cops really makes me feel like I got my shite together for sure.
Posted by Maximus
Member since Feb 2004
81261 posts
Posted on 1/25/15 at 12:52 pm to
If you're ever at home and find you have your shirt off while your much larger lady friend has an oversized foghorn leghorn tee shirt on, begin preparing your domestic abuse defense
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98957 posts
Posted on 1/25/15 at 1:07 pm to
Don't usually watch it, but an episode was on the other day while I was cooking. It was somewhere in Florida and the cops were stopping people for buying a small amount of weed from an undercover officer and seizing their cars for auction later. I've never smoked weed myself, but that seemed like bullshite.
Posted by LSUsmartass
Scompton
Member since Sep 2004
82364 posts
Posted on 1/25/15 at 2:53 pm to
My favorite all time Cops episode was when this patrol car was chasing this jacked up dodge 4x4 and decided to follow the truck off-road into a wooded area, long story short the cop car drove over a log, busted his gas tank then later drove over a rock which caused sparks and ignited the gas...car caught fire then blew up and the cop and camera crew were just staring at each other.

Turns out the truck was running because of unpaid traffic tickets or some bullshite.
Posted by Mac5500
Auburn
Member since Jul 2013
2499 posts
Posted on 1/25/15 at 2:58 pm to
I saw an episode somewhat similar when a cop was chasing this guy and tried to drive over some train tracks. Blew out his tires and the car got stuck on the tracks. A train came and they had to stop it because the car was still there. It was hilarious
This post was edited on 1/25/15 at 3:11 pm
Posted by EddieHewitt
LOUISIANA
Member since Oct 2013
1392 posts
Posted on 1/25/15 at 4:51 pm to
I just watched that episode...dude that is funny as hell
Posted by 5 Deep
Crawford Boxes
Member since Jul 2010
21531 posts
Posted on 1/25/15 at 4:56 pm to
Favorite show of all time. Jail is pretty good too, comes on Spike
Posted by List Eater
Htown
Member since Apr 2005
23572 posts
Posted on 1/25/15 at 5:35 pm to
The swole black Las Vegas midget episodes are the GOAT . I always hope to run into him when I go. He will climb light poles and do pull ups for money. LINK
This post was edited on 1/25/15 at 5:40 pm
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 1/25/15 at 5:45 pm to
quote:

Anyone else love this show?
right here, also watch it on Cloo. I'm an addict.
Posted by LSUsmartass
Scompton
Member since Sep 2004
82364 posts
Posted on 1/25/15 at 8:32 pm to
Set your DVR to record the entire COPS Reloaded series, it's the HD version and I'm closing in on 250 episodes on the DVR
Posted by UFownstSECsince1950
Member since Dec 2009
32601 posts
Posted on 1/25/15 at 9:33 pm to
By far my favorite show. Probably watched every episode of Cops Reloaded (even though I've seen some new episodes now since the 1st of the year) & 80% of all Cops episodes.

Love the episode from New Orleans where they pepper spray the big black dude in the bar about 100 times and he pours his beer on his face. All the cops are coughing and choking. Huge clusterfrick.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77964 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:23 am to
I think my favorite was the white trash woman that called the cops because she asked a fat black woman if she sold crack. The black woman said yes and took her money, then told her to skip. She called the cops to report that her drug money had been stolen


Another one the cops showed up to a call to a guy sitting with his head in his hands and two bleeding unconcious guys on the ground. Dude said he was some like kung-fu or judo trainer/master or something and the two guys tried to rob him so he did what he had to do to protect himself. Dude wrecked their shite.
This post was edited on 1/26/15 at 12:27 am
Posted by UFownstSECsince1950
Member since Dec 2009
32601 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:50 am to
quote:

Another one the cops showed up to a call to a guy sitting with his head in his hands and two bleeding unconcious guys on the ground. Dude said he was some like kung-fu or judo trainer/master or something and the two guys tried to rob him so he did what he had to do to protect himself. Dude wrecked their shite.
I don't recall this one.

Ever see the one (Cops Reloaded I believe) where white cop pulls over Hispanic guy with braids in a white impala. White female cop watches him while his info is coming through the system, when he decides to run. Female officer tackles him and they cuff him. Dude is handcuffed behind his back and they're about to put him in the back seat when he runs right into traffic and obviously doesn't get very far. Female cop is straight up laughing at him after tackling him again, asking him where the hell he was gonna run to. Dude responds with, "I don't know. It was my last moment of freedom, so I just tried to run and see what happens. You don't know unless you try, right?"

I know that description doesn't sound all that good, but it's one of my favorite episodes and I'll always rewatch it if it ever comes back on.
Posted by Vandyrone
Nashville, TN
Member since Dec 2012
6960 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 7:39 am to
Love these episode descriptions and they are all great. Have seen every one of them.

One of my favorite scenes was when a cop is called to assist and pulls up just as a fellow officer crosses in front of his car, chasing a hefty middle-aged black man on foot across a busy 4 lane highway. They get to the other side of the street but the guy is too concerned about the cop gaining on him and isn't looking where he's going. As he turns his head to look forward, he runs full speed straight into the side of a brick building and bounces off with a thud into a heap on the ground.
Posted by QuiteTheConundrum
Member since Dec 2013
1140 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 10:36 am to
Ever see the one where they arrest a black guy, meth white guy, and mexican all in one episode? Trifecta.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112312 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 10:58 am to
I can't believe there isn't some sort of streaming service for all the cops episode

They would make a killing
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 1/26/15 at 12:01 pm to
Best show of all time.


One of my favorites is when they detain a guy with baggy pants on and begin to pat him down. They proceed to pull a .30-30 lever action rifle out of his pants to which the perp replies "oh, dat ain't mine".
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