Things I lift with my vagina (nsfw?)

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I mentioned last week how I have embarked on a new global campaign to raise the awareness of vaginal superpowers.
This involves me traveling to different locales, and shooting images of objects indigenous to the regions.
Being lifted with my vagina.
Follow me on Instagram to view the whole series.
#thingsiliftwithmyvagina
You all know how passionate I am about the power of a strong vagina.
And the myriad benefits it brings to your life. Including:
Have more orgasms.
Have better orgasms. (By better I mean, mind, body and spirit altering orgasms that are longer, deeper, more intense, and include the ability to ejaculate).
Keep your internal organs (I.e. no pelvic organ prolapse).
Have an easier childbirth and recover more quickly afterward.
Up your libido. When the vagina is weak, it feels numb. Sex is infinitely more pleasurable with a sensitive and articulate vagina.
Eliminate issues of urinary incontinence.
Increase circulation in the vaginal canal and produce lubrication more easily (this is the main reason women do not lubricate profusely).
Integrate your sexual energy into everything you do. When women are dissociated from their vaginas, they are also cut off from the natural and enlivening flow of their sexual energy. When the vagina is brought back to life, that vital, life-force energy is available to you to channel into all parts of your life.
Make more cash. Yes, having a strong vagina is linked to increased abundance. Your sexual flow and financial flow are linked.
A natural facelift. When you strengthen and pull up the pelvic floor muscles, you create an energetic lift throughout the entire body, which even registers in the face. I have had clients stop using Botox after beginning their lifting practice.
Be able to shoot ping pong balls. This is every woman’s God-given right.
I assert that it’s more normal for vaginas to open beer bottles, smoke cigarettes and haul small household items.
This is the baseline for every vagina.
It is not normal for vaginas to fall out, for them to pee their pants, or to not orgasm.
Though such scenarios are much more common and readily accepted than articulate, sensitive and high-performing vaginas.
These things are possible for every woman: ping pong tricks, multiple orgasms, ejaculate that shoots across the room, and insane, life-changing pleasure.
All you need is a strong vagina.
And I can get you one of those.
~Kxx

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