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re: Things I lift with my vagina (nsfw?)

Posted on 1/22/15 at 11:27 am to
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
29009 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 11:27 am to
i heard this on Jay Thomas yesterday and laughed profusely.

LINK
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
17537 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 11:34 am to
I need to see the cooch actually lifting that stuff...for all we know, the ropes could be tied around her waist.
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 11:35 am to
quote:

Be able to shoot ping pong balls. This is every woman’s God-given right.
I assert that it’s more normal for vaginas to open beer bottles, smoke cigarettes and haul small household items.


Time for a whole new threaed.......
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 11:36 am to
quote:

I need to see the cooch actually lifting that stuff...for all we know, the ropes could be tied around her waist.


I used to date a snapper, she could almost rip your dick off with that thing(in a good way,) I'll bet she could challenge the world record
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
15402 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 11:41 am to
nice body
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
27687 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 11:50 am to
quote:

quote:

Have better orgasms. (By better I mean, mind, body and spirit altering orgasms that are longer, deeper, more intense, and include the ability to piss while having sex).



fixed it for you.
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 12:05 pm to
groovy
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 12:20 pm to
I must say I like her style.
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34432 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 12:42 pm to
I just left court, baw. I'm in there about 3 days a week.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

I just left court, baw. I'm in there about 3 days a week.




ETA: and of course all of your posts go towards billable hours
This post was edited on 1/22/15 at 12:46 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65887 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 1:04 pm to
This is what it takes to fill up that mackerel snappah.

Posted by pawsibly
Natchitoches Louisiana
Member since Dec 2014
5 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 2:49 pm to
Wow.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 2:50 pm to
quote:

pawsibly

have you checked in with the Rant yet?
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
17032 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 2:54 pm to
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 2:57 pm to
After seeing pic 5, I'm pretty sure I couldn't do it any good.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
67017 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 2:58 pm to
Does she need a spotter?
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
28841 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

gamecocks22
Just admit it, she scares you.
Posted by Alatgr
Mobeezy, Alabizzle
Member since Sep 2005
17660 posts
Posted on 1/22/15 at 3:10 pm to
I get the weight and the surfboard, but am I supposed to be impressed by a couple of donuts?
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