nevermind

A stable wormhole couldn't be maintained long enough to get all 102,915 drunks and other equipment through. Due to time dilation, many years would have passed on the other side of the event horizon so you'd have fans spread out through time. You'd have to send them back further and make them promise not to disrupt the timeline until everyone has made it across, which is unrealistic.

Also, that kind of power source is going to cost you so much that only Nick Saban could afford it.

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