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Michael Bennett says the the Panthers are like the Seahawks' hot cousin

Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:05 am
Posted by TDawg1313
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:05 am
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The Seahawks and Panthers, who will face each other in the playoffs on Saturday, have a lot in common, which Bennett noted, saying, "It’s kind of weird playing them, because it’s almost like you’re looking in the mirror. It’s a team that has similar attributes all over, similar qualities—both quarterbacks are both mobile, big receivers—well we don’t have any big receivers, but we have big-hearted receivers—powerful running backs, great defensive lines and great linebacker play. So it’s a good game.”

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“It’s so much alike, man. It’s like you look at a girl who looks like you, and you find out it’s your cousin, so you can’t go on a date with her even though you’d like to, because she looks like you. But then you see her friend, and her friend’s really hot, and you’re like, ‘that’s not my cousin,’ so it’s good.”
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:05 am to
Very odd metaphor.
Posted by Lee to Toliver
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:07 am to
Very odd
Posted by tom
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:08 am to
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so you can’t go on a date with her even though you’d like to, because she looks like you




To each his own, I guess.
Posted by SnoopALoop
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:08 am to
Yeah, he's a perv.
Posted by redfieldk717
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:09 am to
That hurt my brain
Posted by Vidic
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:10 am to
First thing I did was see where he's from. Thank god it's not Alabama.
Posted by usc6158
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:10 am to
He should probably go with the Marshawn approach to interviews in future.
Posted by Peazey
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:11 am to
The metaphor doesn't even make sense, to me at least. All I got out of this is the dude apparently has issues with his cousin.
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:23 am to
That's hilarious
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:24 am to
Ummmm........Wut?
Posted by goldenbadger08
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:24 am to
Seahawks man
Posted by Roughneck
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:28 am to
Aggies man
Posted by harry coleman beast
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:28 am to
Proof that leaving Louisiana for A&M makes you an incestual creep.
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 11:32 am to
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All I got out of this is the dude apparently has issues with his cousin.
All I got was that he wants to frick the Panthers.
Posted by gorillacoco
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:05 pm to
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“It’s so much alike, man. It’s like you look at a girl who looks like you, and you find out it’s your cousin, so you can’t go on a date with her even though you’d like to, because she looks like you. But then you see her friend, and her friend’s really hot, and you’re like, ‘that’s not my cousin,’ so it’s good.”


Posted by Chef Leppard
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:17 pm to
Thats some creepy ching chong potato shite right there
Posted by HeadyBrosevelt
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:48 pm to
I wanna see what cousin he is talking about
Posted by lsutigersFTW
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 12:50 pm to
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“It’s so much alike, man. It’s like you look at a girl who looks like you, and you find out it’s your cousin, so you can’t go on a date with her even though you’d like to, because she looks like you. But then you see her friend, and her friend’s really hot, and you’re like, ‘that’s not my cousin,’ so it’s good.”


This is the dumbest quote I've ever read in my life.
This post was edited on 1/8/15 at 12:51 pm
Posted by bbeck
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Posted on 1/8/15 at 1:09 pm to
Bennett must be from alabama.
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