Are you a manspreader?

I cross my legs usually.

Don't think so

fricking whores need a man to cook for so they can focus on something that matters. Like shutting the frick up and getting me a beer.

Currently manspreading here

This isn't really anything to do with feminism. This is about dudes who take up too much space on the Subway. They aren't complaining that spread legs are vulgar or demeaning to women... just that there are some dudes who purposely take up too much space on the subway.

Slightly unrelated I do get fussed at by my wife for having my hands in my pants. its an unconscious thing. She can't see top grasp that

I figured out that I don't know how to mop with a sponge mop today. Had to place a few calls and ended up doing the rest with fricking paper towels. The whole time I was thinking, "Stupid fricking woman's work. How the hell am I supposed to know how to do this?"