most "redneck" thing you've ever did.

Chew tobacco

I fricked your mother while your daddy watched.

Got stuck in the mud earlier this afternoon

In high school we borrowed a bunch of live christmas trees from a grocery store at 2 a.m. and used them for a bonfire. Don't remember if we returned them or not.

Went to Truck Night


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Drank moonshine out of a red solo cup at a bonfire down by the riverbank sitting on the tailgate of my Ford on a dirt road.

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Drank moonshine out of a red solo cup at a bonfire down by the riverbank sitting on the tailgate of my Ford on a dirt road.

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Every Luke Bryan song ever made, is that you?

used baling wire as "chains" for the farm truck during an ice storm ... the baling wire worked loose and removed the paint in a circle on the fender.

Watched rednecks chase the dragon down foil in a trailer trap house

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Message Posted by OTIS2 I fricked your mother while your daddy watched.

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Unless you and she shared a parent, not redneck