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re: Any fights or drama at your family Christmas?

Posted on 12/25/14 at 3:30 pm to
Posted by FlagLake
"Da Ship"
Member since Feb 2006
2337 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 3:30 pm to
Will do.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65533 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

That's the longest run-on sentence of all time. We're not worthy!


Shiite, hoss.

You must not read Faulker. William Faulkner couldn't tell a person "Hello" in less than five pages and without a single punctuation mark. There's a (no-bullshite) 1,288 word sentence in Chapter Six of "Absalom, Absalom".

(James Joyce is worse but he's just showing off.)
Posted by Post It Bandit
Boutte
Member since Mar 2008
3038 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 4:13 pm to


this has potential
Posted by namvet6566
Member since Oct 2012
6696 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 4:19 pm to
Please update. Was the neighbor worth it???
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56205 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 4:25 pm to
quote:

likely would have ended in September or early October due to the frigid night temperatures thereafter,
the average December high is 58
Posted by Redbone
my castle
Member since Sep 2012
18831 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 4:35 pm to
No. I don't allow it.
Posted by FlagLake
"Da Ship"
Member since Feb 2006
2337 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 4:40 pm to
Bout a 50 year old cougar, but pretty hot for her age.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39067 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 4:48 pm to
quote:

My brother in law got caught sticking his dick in the neighbor a few months ago and my sister decided to take him back


Ask him if he is going with the other white meat again, when plates are getting filled. The more innocent your tone, the better.
Posted by BowDownToLSU
Livingston louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
19224 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 5:28 pm to
BIL kicked his Girlfriend out of the house this morning. His teenage daughter and her teenage daughter got into it. The girlfriend called his daughter a little whore...he put out on the street....Merry Christmas
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124285 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 5:29 pm to
Damn
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 5:33 pm to
No drama but the dogs instinctively knew which stocking was theirs. Everything else was great
Posted by Lithium
Member since Dec 2004
61870 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 5:38 pm to
Do you know if she was Married? Had a co-worker getting divorced because his 47 yo hot wife was screwing a younger neighbor and got caught
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56170 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 5:42 pm to
Can
Not
Eat
Another
Bite

Need to find Somwhere to shelter in place.
This post was edited on 12/26/14 at 12:01 pm
Posted by Double Oh
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2008
17750 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 5:58 pm to
5 years of no sex? shite I thought my 2 months of no sex was bad.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18552 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 6:12 pm to
Oh man, this past hour is a creaking nightmare. My 4 year old cousin snuck into the kitchen and my grandmother (whose not allowed in the kitchen) wandering around and my aunt moved to get out of my grandmothers way and spilled a pot of boiling water on my cousin. It got on her arm and a little on her back. Inwas so pissed. My cousin will be alright we think but is in the emergency room right now just to get checked out and we should find out in a little while some more.
Posted by TIGRLEE
Northeast Louisiana
Member since Nov 2009
31493 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 6:14 pm to
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66405 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 6:21 pm to
Girlfriend broke up with me late last night. Now I'm on a flight out to Cali by myself just trying to get away
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 6:25 pm to
:/


Want me to hop on a plane and come party with you CousinBGwin?

What did jigga say? He got 99......
This post was edited on 12/25/14 at 6:27 pm
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66405 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 6:33 pm to
Nah I'm good. She'll be back in a few months but ill be with someone else by then. The ending to this story is really easy to see.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 12/25/14 at 6:35 pm to
Na, got a fourteen year old little cousin who's an incredible brat. Wanted to ask her "What do the five fingers say to the face?" She was just being the biggest fricking bitch to my grandmother, my mom, and her parents/siblings.

Also, grandmother is incredibly loud and slow moving. So..I drank about 7-8 beers and just let it pay itself out.
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