Poker stake opportunity of a lifetime (not me)

Have you ever thought of investing in a poker player in order to make big bucks? Well I've found the guy for you. This Craigslist ad is a can't miss! LINK

These are this young hotshot's impressive credentials. It's practically stealing money by staking this guy.

-Have won an 18-person tournament at a friends house a few years ago.
-Came in 4th out of 27 at Len Brocki's once.
-Came in 3rd out of 31 at a VFW
-Hopefully this means something to you: I place 1st or 2nd in single table sit-n-gos all the time at play money tables on Pokerstars.
-Chopped at the final table recently at Forester Hall in Dayton(myself and one other individual were 1st and 2nd chip leaders) .
-Came in 9th out of 560 recently on the site HogWild.

Better act quickly or this opportunity will pass you by.