IT'S FRIDAY!!! (late edition)

First let's raise a glass and proclaim a toast for Angela, 41, who broke the Inquisitor record for drunk driving by a female. Angela blew a .271!!

Now, on to last week's perps:

First/Middle Names:

Teretha ..mom was trying for Theresa but has a lisp.
Jaschumbia ...this is a female private part.
Kenikya ... stole 18K by identity theft.
Benji .. named after a small dog.
Kangoia Conastodia ..cat on the keyboard method.
Lealex ...product for constipation.
Laquarta .. French for 'one fourth.'
Raydacio .. a small red cabbage.
Divette ... hole in fairway after swinging the club.
Orenthal James...the real name of OJ Simpson.
Broox ...interesting version of Brooks.
Marvelous ... doing 95 in a 45 zone.
Miss ... will change name to Mrs when she gets married.
Aatavia .. need one more 'a'
April May ... born in December.
Lebunta ... laying down a sacrifice in French baseball.
Chico Bell .. Mexican food chain.
Sh'melbreon Trenea ..stole $2,820 worth at Wal-Mart. That's a LOT of items at Wal-Mart.