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How do you get a girl with a boyfriend?

Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:38 am
Posted by Osiris
Valley of the Kings
Member since Nov 2014
252 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:38 am
I'm clearly the better option. He's a total cheesedick. I talk to her pretty regularly so I know she's lonely. What stance do I take when her bf gets brought up? I'm not going to sit here and convince her to dump him, although it seems that is what she is looking for.

give her a boost or stash for later?
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:39 am to
Ask bill Cosby
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
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Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:39 am to


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Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19422 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:39 am to
frick her
Posted by cajuntiger07
Down DA Bayou
Member since Jan 2009
4397 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:39 am to
Find your own chick
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37748 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:39 am to
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stash



This. Right to the twat
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39784 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:39 am to
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67081 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:41 am to
Form a flash mob and sing the song "Two Princes" to her in public. If you can get the boyfriend to actively participate in this choreographed singing & dancing number with a choreographed stage fighting sequence, that's even better.
Posted by arkyhawk
SWMO
Member since Jan 2013
8116 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:41 am to
Kill the dude.


Secretly of course.
Posted by Lester Earl
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Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:41 am to
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67081 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:42 am to
quote:

I'm clearly the better option. He's a total cheesedick. I talk to her pretty regularly so I know she's lonely. What stance do I take when her bf gets brought up? I'm not going to sit here and convince her to dump him, although it seems that is what she is looking for.


Trick the boyfriend into cheating on her and getting caught
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:42 am to
quote:

Form a flash mob and sing the song "Two Princes" to her in public. If you can get the boyfriend to actively participate in this choreographed singing & dancing number with a choreographed stage fighting sequence, that's even better.


Came here to post exactly this. Good call Robert
Posted by TigerinKorea
Member since Aug 2014
8287 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:42 am to
Just be cool and patient. Be the bf's friend when you are around him. She will see that you are a good guy. Eventually the bf will make a mistake, and she will dump him for you.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:42 am to
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:43 am to
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What stance do I take when her bf gets brought up?

You take the stance of the friend-zoned dipshit.

Sorry that her boyfriend has bigger balls then you
Posted by CAT
Central Arkansas
Member since Aug 2006
7083 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:43 am to
If you talk to her regularly just ask her how they are doing? That will tell you all you need to know. If not good then be patient and keep doing what you are doing, she'll approach you if she's interested.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115760 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:44 am to
quote:

I'm clearly the better option. He's a total cheesedick. I talk to her pretty regularly so I know she's lonely. What stance do I take when her bf gets brought up? I'm not going to sit here and convince her to dump him, although it seems that is what she is looking for.

give her a boost or stash for later?




Sounds like you are in the friendzone.

Just wait until she's feeling very lonely, invite her out for drinks, get her a few, and then go for it.
Posted by CaptainPanic
18.44311,-64.764021
Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:44 am to
Home wrecking is so exhilarating
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39784 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:45 am to
quote:

If you talk to her regularly just ask her how they are doing? That will tell you all you need to know. If not good then be patient and keep doing what you are doing, she'll approach you if she's interested.
Thats what gets you in the friendzone. Try not to get too chummy with her.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78075 posts
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:46 am to
No one said take her on an adventure around the world yet?

Ot I am a disappoint
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