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How do you get a girl with a boyfriend?
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:38 am
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:38 am
I'm clearly the better option. He's a total cheesedick. I talk to her pretty regularly so I know she's lonely. What stance do I take when her bf gets brought up? I'm not going to sit here and convince her to dump him, although it seems that is what she is looking for.
give her a boost or stash for later?
give her a boost or stash for later?
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:39 am to Osiris
This post was edited on 12/18/14 at 11:43 am
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:39 am to Osiris
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stash
This. Right to the twat
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:41 am to Osiris
Form a flash mob and sing the song "Two Princes" to her in public. If you can get the boyfriend to actively participate in this choreographed singing & dancing number with a choreographed stage fighting sequence, that's even better.
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:41 am to Osiris
Kill the dude.
Secretly of course.
Secretly of course.
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:42 am to Osiris
quote:
I'm clearly the better option. He's a total cheesedick. I talk to her pretty regularly so I know she's lonely. What stance do I take when her bf gets brought up? I'm not going to sit here and convince her to dump him, although it seems that is what she is looking for.
Trick the boyfriend into cheating on her and getting caught
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:42 am to kingbob
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Form a flash mob and sing the song "Two Princes" to her in public. If you can get the boyfriend to actively participate in this choreographed singing & dancing number with a choreographed stage fighting sequence, that's even better.
Came here to post exactly this. Good call Robert
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:42 am to Osiris
Just be cool and patient. Be the bf's friend when you are around him. She will see that you are a good guy. Eventually the bf will make a mistake, and she will dump him for you.
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:43 am to Osiris
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What stance do I take when her bf gets brought up?
You take the stance of the friend-zoned dipshit.
Sorry that her boyfriend has bigger balls then you
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:43 am to Osiris
If you talk to her regularly just ask her how they are doing? That will tell you all you need to know. If not good then be patient and keep doing what you are doing, she'll approach you if she's interested.
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:44 am to Osiris
quote:
I'm clearly the better option. He's a total cheesedick. I talk to her pretty regularly so I know she's lonely. What stance do I take when her bf gets brought up? I'm not going to sit here and convince her to dump him, although it seems that is what she is looking for.
give her a boost or stash for later?
Sounds like you are in the friendzone.
Just wait until she's feeling very lonely, invite her out for drinks, get her a few, and then go for it.
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:44 am to Osiris
Home wrecking is so exhilarating
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:45 am to CAT
quote:Thats what gets you in the friendzone. Try not to get too chummy with her.
If you talk to her regularly just ask her how they are doing? That will tell you all you need to know. If not good then be patient and keep doing what you are doing, she'll approach you if she's interested.
Posted on 12/18/14 at 11:46 am to J Murdah
No one said take her on an adventure around the world yet?
Ot I am a disappoint
Ot I am a disappoint
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