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Random encounters with Drug Dealers
Posted on 12/4/14 at 2:56 pm
Posted on 12/4/14 at 2:56 pm
About 20 minutes ago I was out taking a walk in my neighborhood and this guy carrying a garbage bag stops me. He asks me if I want to buy some Crystal Meth. I said no and he said, "OK so you don't do that shite" and we parted ways. Anybody want to share any random experiences with drug dealers?
Posted on 12/4/14 at 2:57 pm to 805tiger
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About 20 minutes ago I was out taking a walk in my neighborhood and this guy carrying a garbage bag stops me. He asks me if I want to buy some Crystal Meth
Okay, then.
Posted on 12/4/14 at 2:57 pm to 805tiger
he came to my house, i paid him, he left me undisclosed narcotics, and then he left.
Posted on 12/4/14 at 2:59 pm to 805tiger
Walking down the Vegas strip I had a a guy dressed in a nice button down/tie with a vest and wing tip shoes ask me and my friends verbatim "Gentlemen could I interest you in some cocaine this evening?" We said no thanks and he said "Sounds good, you gentlemen have a fine evening." Politest most well spoken drug dealer in America.
This post was edited on 12/4/14 at 3:01 pm
Posted on 12/4/14 at 2:59 pm to 805tiger
Did he actually say Crystal Meth?
That doesn't sound like drug dealer speak.
That doesn't sound like drug dealer speak.
Posted on 12/4/14 at 2:59 pm to 805tiger
Got sum this good Reggie Unk 80 zip
^ A random text from one of my employees
^ A random text from one of my employees
Posted on 12/4/14 at 3:00 pm to 805tiger
I was at a gas station on Florida Blvd one night and I had to pay through the little sliding window. Anyway, a car pulls up by mine and when I am walking by, the door opens and the driver says "hey white boy, I got powder and I got hard. Which kind do you like?" opens his hand and he's got a little pack of coke and like three crack rocks.
Uh, no thank you. I used to be a fan of powder but I sure as hell ain't buying it that way.
Uh, no thank you. I used to be a fan of powder but I sure as hell ain't buying it that way.
Posted on 12/4/14 at 3:00 pm to LSUballs
Still employed?
And what does that even mean?
And what does that even mean?
Posted on 12/4/14 at 3:01 pm to OysterPoBoy
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Did he actually say Crystal Meth?
Yes, they usually just say crystal in my experiences...
Posted on 12/4/14 at 3:01 pm to LSUballs
I got jacked by a random in Bourbon St Blues one time. fricker got me good. I was drunk and he threatened to kill me when I complained. Lesson learned.
Posted on 12/4/14 at 3:02 pm to 805tiger
Had a local gentleman offer me a BJ if I bought some coke from him in Mexico.
Had a young man offer me blow in Vegas. No BJ though.
Had a young man offer me blow in Vegas. No BJ though.
This post was edited on 12/4/14 at 3:03 pm
Posted on 12/4/14 at 3:03 pm to 805tiger
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Yes, they usually just say crystal in my experiences...
It probably says much about your personal appearance that you are randomly offered crystal meth by strangers.
Posted on 12/4/14 at 3:04 pm to TheBoo
So, after boofing liquid deemsters with the family all night the Rev decided it was time to make it official. It was a very special time. Not everyone gets pinned for real. Lots of kidz buy their pins and its not right. So, the Rev found the scummiest crackhead on lot to pin me. Before it could really be official I had to dose rape a 14 year old and ruin his life for stealing a tank from a friend of a friend of a friend 4 years ago in ohio. Then I had to contract hep C. Once I was truly a disgrace to all humans I was pinned. We cried in the back of the Rev's '88 Corolla and all too thumbprints in the Denny's parkinglot. Afterward we all had dinner, and my girl whispered in my ear, "You deserve this, baby" and then she farted on my cock.
Posted on 12/4/14 at 3:04 pm to mikelbr
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I got jacked by a random
What does this mean? Fake drugs?
Posted on 12/4/14 at 3:04 pm to CaptainsWafer
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Still employed?
Nah. He sucked at his job, not necessarily because of the text.
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And what does that even mean?
He had some good regular weed for 80/ ounce.
This post was edited on 12/4/14 at 3:05 pm
Posted on 12/4/14 at 3:06 pm to 805tiger
Twice. Both times on Bourbon St.
First time a guy walks up to me and says...... "yall want some powder? Give me $40 and wait right here" We gave him a what dumb frick would do that look and he took off.
Second time..... We walking down Bourbon and this guy is walking behind us telling everybody he passes he has powder and pills.
First time a guy walks up to me and says...... "yall want some powder? Give me $40 and wait right here" We gave him a what dumb frick would do that look and he took off.
Second time..... We walking down Bourbon and this guy is walking behind us telling everybody he passes he has powder and pills.
Posted on 12/4/14 at 3:06 pm to LSUballs
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Reggie Unk 80 zip
Don't the Saints run this play?
Posted on 12/4/14 at 3:11 pm to LSUballs
They must entry level laborers if they are so poor tehy have to buy $80 zips.
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