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Random encounters with Drug Dealers

Posted on 12/4/14 at 2:56 pm
Posted by 805tiger
Member since Oct 2011
4512 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 2:56 pm
About 20 minutes ago I was out taking a walk in my neighborhood and this guy carrying a garbage bag stops me. He asks me if I want to buy some Crystal Meth. I said no and he said, "OK so you don't do that shite" and we parted ways. Anybody want to share any random experiences with drug dealers?
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10046 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

About 20 minutes ago I was out taking a walk in my neighborhood and this guy carrying a garbage bag stops me. He asks me if I want to buy some Crystal Meth

Okay, then.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55616 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 2:57 pm to
he came to my house, i paid him, he left me undisclosed narcotics, and then he left.
Posted by CoCo311
Anyone want my shirt??
Member since Jun 2012
16770 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 2:59 pm to
Narc.
Posted by AngryBeavers
Member since Jun 2012
4554 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 2:59 pm to
Walking down the Vegas strip I had a a guy dressed in a nice button down/tie with a vest and wing tip shoes ask me and my friends verbatim "Gentlemen could I interest you in some cocaine this evening?" We said no thanks and he said "Sounds good, you gentlemen have a fine evening." Politest most well spoken drug dealer in America.
This post was edited on 12/4/14 at 3:01 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35115 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 2:59 pm to
Did he actually say Crystal Meth?

That doesn't sound like drug dealer speak.
Posted by Future_FlexZone
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2013
284 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 2:59 pm to
move
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37748 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 2:59 pm to
Got sum this good Reggie Unk 80 zip




^ A random text from one of my employees
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30258 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 3:00 pm to
I was at a gas station on Florida Blvd one night and I had to pay through the little sliding window. Anyway, a car pulls up by mine and when I am walking by, the door opens and the driver says "hey white boy, I got powder and I got hard. Which kind do you like?" opens his hand and he's got a little pack of coke and like three crack rocks.

Uh, no thank you. I used to be a fan of powder but I sure as hell ain't buying it that way.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58341 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 3:00 pm to
Still employed?


And what does that even mean?
Posted by 805tiger
Member since Oct 2011
4512 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

Did he actually say Crystal Meth?


Yes, they usually just say crystal in my experiences...
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47498 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 3:01 pm to
I got jacked by a random in Bourbon St Blues one time. fricker got me good. I was drunk and he threatened to kill me when I complained. Lesson learned.
Posted by TheBoo
South to Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
4504 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 3:02 pm to
Had a local gentleman offer me a BJ if I bought some coke from him in Mexico.

Had a young man offer me blow in Vegas. No BJ though.
This post was edited on 12/4/14 at 3:03 pm
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
10046 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 3:03 pm to
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Yes, they usually just say crystal in my experiences...

It probably says much about your personal appearance that you are randomly offered crystal meth by strangers.
Posted by HeadyBrosevelt
the Verde River
Member since Jan 2013
21590 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 3:04 pm to
So, after boofing liquid deemsters with the family all night the Rev decided it was time to make it official. It was a very special time. Not everyone gets pinned for real. Lots of kidz buy their pins and its not right. So, the Rev found the scummiest crackhead on lot to pin me. Before it could really be official I had to dose rape a 14 year old and ruin his life for stealing a tank from a friend of a friend of a friend 4 years ago in ohio. Then I had to contract hep C. Once I was truly a disgrace to all humans I was pinned. We cried in the back of the Rev's '88 Corolla and all too thumbprints in the Denny's parkinglot. Afterward we all had dinner, and my girl whispered in my ear, "You deserve this, baby" and then she farted on my cock.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35115 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

I got jacked by a random


What does this mean? Fake drugs?
Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37748 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

Still employed?



Nah. He sucked at his job, not necessarily because of the text.


quote:

And what does that even mean?




He had some good regular weed for 80/ ounce.
This post was edited on 12/4/14 at 3:05 pm
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21923 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 3:06 pm to
Twice. Both times on Bourbon St.

First time a guy walks up to me and says...... "yall want some powder? Give me $40 and wait right here" We gave him a what dumb frick would do that look and he took off.

Second time..... We walking down Bourbon and this guy is walking behind us telling everybody he passes he has powder and pills.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34662 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

Reggie Unk 80 zip


Don't the Saints run this play?
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55616 posts
Posted on 12/4/14 at 3:11 pm to
They must entry level laborers if they are so poor tehy have to buy $80 zips.
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