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Do I look like a Derrick ?
Posted on 12/3/14 at 10:49 pm
Posted on 12/3/14 at 10:49 pm
met a young lady at a well know Downtown bar for the elite. Some dude comes up to me taps me on the shoulder and hangs on to squeeze my guns and with a smile that would make Liberache proud, ask's me,,"are you Derrick, Im supposed to meet Derrick, for the first time" dude was excited to meet Derrick,,, and when I say excited, I mean I think he had a boner,
No Im not Derrick,,
"oh noodles ,, well Ill swing back by if I cant fnd my honey"
and that's how close I came to being gay tonight
twink WANTED me, big time,, seemed upset that I wasn't Derrick
No Im not Derrick,,
"oh noodles ,, well Ill swing back by if I cant fnd my honey"
and that's how close I came to being gay tonight
twink WANTED me, big time,, seemed upset that I wasn't Derrick
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Posted on 12/3/14 at 10:50 pm to OWLFAN86
You look like Mahmoud pretending to be a Steve.
Posted on 12/3/14 at 10:51 pm to OWLFAN86
You look like you ate a Derrick
Posted on 12/3/14 at 10:51 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
and that's how close I came to being gay tonight
Posted on 12/3/14 at 10:52 pm to OWLFAN86
You're no power top and I think it is odd how you play different roles at the bars with the guys.
Posted on 12/3/14 at 10:53 pm to OWLFAN86
I guess you could be a Derrick. 
Posted on 12/3/14 at 10:54 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
Liberache
A liberache is what someone gets after spending the night with Liberace.
Posted on 12/3/14 at 10:55 pm to OWLFAN86
So another guy thought you were gay? :nocomment:
The only Derricks I know of were black, including Derrick Todd Lee. Would you rather look gay or like a serial killer?
The only Derricks I know of were black, including Derrick Todd Lee. Would you rather look gay or like a serial killer?
Posted on 12/3/14 at 10:55 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
and that's how close I came to being gay tonight
You still got time. I have faith you will be homo by morning.
Posted on 12/3/14 at 10:56 pm to OWLFAN86
Posted on 12/3/14 at 11:16 pm to PaBon
quote:
a well know Downtown bar for the elite
Ah City Bar, the classiest of downtown establishments
Posted on 12/3/14 at 11:24 pm to OWLFAN86
it's b/c you're so oily
get it? oil derrick?
get it? oil derrick?
Posted on 12/3/14 at 11:59 pm to OWLFAN86
Don't deny your inner flamer. Go pinch that guys arse and tell him you have a big Derrick
Posted on 12/4/14 at 12:25 am to OWLFAN86
That guy's perfect gaydar should be studied by the C-fricking-IA.
EDIT: You look like an "Aceitosa" not a Derrick.
EDIT: You look like an "Aceitosa" not a Derrick.
This post was edited on 12/4/14 at 12:28 am
Posted on 12/4/14 at 12:28 am to OWLFAN86
You look like a Santiago.
Posted on 12/4/14 at 12:38 am to OWLFAN86
Posted on 12/4/14 at 12:53 am to OWLFAN86
None of this actually happened.
Posted on 12/4/14 at 12:54 am to OWLFAN86
You look more like a Tico or Juan Valdez
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