Janice Dickinson remembers the feeling in her anus

CNN is currently interviewing former fashion and automobile exposition model Janice Dickinson. Ms Dickinson has accused popular entertainer Bill Cosby of surreptitiously having her ingest chemicals which rendered her unconscious, during which he is said to have inserted his penis into her vagina. This accusation was previously known to the media and general public. What was not previously known is that she also alleges that Mr. Cosby placed his penis into her rectum, or "anus," as she describes it.

To wit, during the aforementioned interview, Ms. Dickinson was heard to remark "I remember the feeling in my vagina and I remember the feeling in my anus." Personally, I am repulsed by this statement, as the long passage of time has greatly diminished her once pert and sumptuous appearance.