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2005 Shakira is the hottest woman of all-time

Posted on 12/1/14 at 1:52 pm
Posted by SwaggerCopter
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Posted on 12/1/14 at 1:52 pm
I still remember when she was on SNL. I never had paid much attention to her. In her first song, she pulled up her shirt a bit during the song, which I thought was pretty provocative. But this second song, she has it tied up, and her moves are just awesome. This episode of SNL stayed on the DVR for at least a year.

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Posted by bencoleman
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Posted on 12/1/14 at 1:53 pm to
Still the finest
Posted by FalseProphet
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Posted on 12/1/14 at 1:54 pm to
She was/is legit.
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 12/1/14 at 1:54 pm to
Great moves, good body, face is....


Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 12/1/14 at 1:54 pm to
She up there. I'd put only a select few in that category
Posted by lsu2006
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Posted on 12/1/14 at 1:54 pm to
Pictures and/or gifs goddamnit
Posted by TigerDude80
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Posted on 12/1/14 at 1:55 pm to
again and again and again
Posted by Chicken
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Posted on 12/1/14 at 1:55 pm to
this is me imagining what she looks like
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 12/1/14 at 1:55 pm to
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2005 Shakira is the hottest woman named Shakira of all-time



She is meh at best
Posted by Napoleon
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Posted on 12/1/14 at 1:55 pm to
she's typical South American built. Short, no chest and big but. Very fine though, just that a lot of Venezuelans and Colombian's share similar looks. Her bleaching her hair stands her apart IMO>

Posted by bbeck
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Posted on 12/1/14 at 1:55 pm to
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Pictures and/or gifs
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 12/1/14 at 1:57 pm to
Don't get me wrong - a fit, active dancing body, very cute (maybe even better than cute) face, moves well has a sexy attitude, high OT rating and ALL that - but how is a 4'10" woman going to be the hottest of all time? Some leggy gal has got to have her beat.

(Plus, she's dumb as a box of hammers - if that deducts points on ScarJo, who is much more my type, physically, it has to for Shakira - hot and sexy, though she may be.)

Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 12/1/14 at 1:57 pm to
She's insanely hot, but she doesn't even make the top 10 all time.
Posted by jose canseco
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Posted on 12/1/14 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

Shakira is the hottest midget of all-time


FIFY
Posted by chRxis
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Posted on 12/1/14 at 1:59 pm to
Jen Mateo is the girl i'm currently stuck on as "hottest"... Daphne Joy is fine as hell too....

Shakira is all kinds of meh, and her singing sucks....
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 12/1/14 at 1:59 pm to
I still fap to the she wolf video
Posted by SwaggerCopter
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Posted on 12/1/14 at 1:59 pm to
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this is me imagining what she looks like


It was hard enough for me to find video of that performance from almost ten years ago. I can't help with gifs.
Posted by Displaced
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Posted on 12/1/14 at 2:00 pm to
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Plus, she's dumb as a box of hammers


how do you figure? she may sound dumb in english, but id bet you dont sound like a scholar in spanish.
Posted by More beer please
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Posted on 12/1/14 at 2:00 pm to
When chicken asks for pics, you give him pics.
Posted by lsu2006
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Posted on 12/1/14 at 2:00 pm to




Was that so hard?

That there's a woman
This post was edited on 12/1/14 at 2:01 pm
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