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Best Epitaphs That You've Ever Heard/Read?
Posted on 11/26/14 at 7:21 pm
Posted on 11/26/14 at 7:21 pm
"No friend ever served me, and no enemy ever wronged me, whom I have not repaid in full"
-Sulla
"I'll never get out of this world alive."
-Hank Williams, Sr.
“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”
-Mark Twain
"A tomb now suffices him for whom the world was not enough"
-Alexander the Great
"I know there is truth opposite to falsehood that it may be found if people will & is worth the seeking"
-John Locke
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
-Winston Churchill
Sulla's is definitely still my favorite
-Sulla
"I'll never get out of this world alive."
-Hank Williams, Sr.
“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”
-Mark Twain
"A tomb now suffices him for whom the world was not enough"
-Alexander the Great
"I know there is truth opposite to falsehood that it may be found if people will & is worth the seeking"
-John Locke
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
-Winston Churchill
Sulla's is definitely still my favorite
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Posted on 11/26/14 at 7:24 pm to SlowFlowPro
I told you I was a sick!
Two old west epitaphs:
Here lies
Lester Moore
Four slugs
From a .44
No Les
No Moore
And the poetically simple:
He called Bill Smith a liar
Two old west epitaphs:
Here lies
Lester Moore
Four slugs
From a .44
No Les
No Moore
And the poetically simple:
He called Bill Smith a liar
Posted on 11/26/14 at 7:24 pm to SlowFlowPro
"I'm right where everyone on T-D wished for now." - Rex
Posted on 11/26/14 at 7:30 pm to SlowFlowPro
Here lies Richard Cranium...he was a Dick Head.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 7:30 pm to SlowFlowPro
quote:That's the title of a song he wrote, but is not on his tombstone
"I'll never get out of this world alive."
-Hank Williams, Sr.
His epitaph is from another song he wrote:
"Praise the Lord
I saw the light"
Posted on 11/26/14 at 7:34 pm to Kafka
Posted on 11/26/14 at 7:34 pm to Kafka
well the internet lied to me!
Posted on 11/26/14 at 7:36 pm to Kafka
A widow supposedly wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:
Sacred to the memory of
my husband John Barnes
who died January 3, 1803
His comely young widow, aged 23, has many qualifications of a good wife, and yearns to be comforted.
Sacred to the memory of
my husband John Barnes
who died January 3, 1803
His comely young widow, aged 23, has many qualifications of a good wife, and yearns to be comforted.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 7:38 pm to SlowFlowPro
When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my arse!
Bobby Knight
Bobby Knight
Posted on 11/26/14 at 7:44 pm to Kafka
Mel Brooks
"That's All Folks!"
"That's All Folks!"
Posted on 11/26/14 at 7:47 pm to Btrtigerfan
do you mean Mel Blanc?
Posted on 11/26/14 at 7:49 pm to SlowFlowPro
"you're too pussy to shoot me"
-Michael brown
-Michael brown
Posted on 11/26/14 at 7:56 pm to SlowFlowPro
For you Slo
A lawyer's epitaph in England:
Sir John Strange
Here lies an honest lawyer,
And that is Strange.
A lawyer's epitaph in England:
Sir John Strange
Here lies an honest lawyer,
And that is Strange.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 8:05 pm to SlowFlowPro
This is all over my head.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 8:14 pm to SlowFlowPro
"Here lies Ben whose life was full, till he tried to milk a bull".
Posted on 11/26/14 at 8:26 pm to Btrtigerfan
quote:
Mel Brooks
Not dead yet.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 8:49 pm to SlowFlowPro
(no message)
This post was edited on 1/14/16 at 7:40 pm
Posted on 11/26/14 at 8:55 pm to SlowFlowPro
"The best is yet to come."
-Frank Sinatra
-Frank Sinatra
Posted on 11/26/14 at 8:58 pm to SlowFlowPro
quote:
GROW PUNKBITCH
-PJ from Denham Springs, LA.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 9:15 pm to Kickadawgitfeelsgood
quote:+1
When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my arse!
Bobby Knight
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