Show me your TDs!...NSFW

Post text that YOU think is the BEST POST YOU HAVE ever MADE ON TD.

Also, include a link to the thread to give it some context. If that step is too hard, don't worry about it.


I'm going to go ahead and add a NSFW to this just in case there's posters whose best post happens to be a pic.


Have fun with this!


My entry:

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When one talks about military tactics, one must consider the element of surprise and underestimation. It is this reason that I would have all LLOTOTs in my outfit.

I would be the ring leader in a group that consisted of the following:

Meatloaf: Warrior. She is the warrior of the group. You can tell in the way she talks on here she is the Rambo of the group. She'd get bloody, sweaty, dirty, and covered with enemies' guts and still NGAF.
Nurse: Sharpshooter. She's had the longest time to hone her skills.
Grrrl: Demolitions expert. For obvious reasons.
Aspercel: Mounted soldier.
BBMcGee: Mounted soldier. These two would beg and beg me to incorporate horses into our outfit, and I would finally give in when I considered the element of surprise. The girls would start a battle and Aspercel and BBMcGee would flank and come up behind the enemies we were volleying with. Plus, horses are a little anachronistic in today's war theater, and I like that.
Heygirl: Spy. The art of deception and gathering intel would make her an asset to our outfit.
Beans: Scout. She is light on her feet and capable of giving us that heads up that we would need to prepare for an oncoming attack, offensive or defensive.
Elle: Heavy arms solider. Gatling gun toting war babe? I say yes.
Louisiana Lady: Light soldier. Do you realize how hard it would be to take down someone of LL's stature? Do you remember when you got pissed when people picked Oddjob while playing Goldeneye on the N64? Yeah, she would be a terror attacking with light weapons.

SO that's my band of misfits. Sort of an 'Inglorious Basterds' meets 'Seven Samauri' meet 'Charlie's Angels' meet 'Sucker Punch' vibe going on.

What would we be called? How about The Incorrigible Hos and Pectus?

Just in case any of you cleverly original pricks are thinking this, I'll say it up front: No I still wouldn't be able to get any from them.


**I know there's 9 but Aspy and BB are a package deal. Plus, who only brings one horse to war?**

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Context: If you had to choose 8 people from TD you had to go to war with