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CMA Awards in game thread

Posted on 11/5/14 at 7:24 pm
Posted by Fontainebleau Dr.
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Posted on 11/5/14 at 7:24 pm
I'm a sadist. I'm watching.

Chesney opened and played that song that ripped the "little pink houses" line from Cougar.

Paisley and Underwood did their normal cheesy opening dialogue, but did a good job of singing about the stubborn ebola nurse by changing the lyrics of "Jolene" to "Quarantine."

Miranda Lambert joined that one girl for "All about that bass," which is ironic because Lambert has tried so hard to lose her fatness.
Posted by Fontainebleau Dr.
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Posted on 11/5/14 at 7:26 pm to
Paisley and Underwood made jokes about Nashville going through Post-Partem Taylor Swift Syndrome.

Lady Antebellum is singing a song apparently called "Hey Bartender." It's really not that bad.
This post was edited on 11/5/14 at 7:27 pm
Posted by JJ27
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Posted on 11/5/14 at 7:27 pm to
She looks pregnant
Posted by Fontainebleau Dr.
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Posted on 11/5/14 at 7:28 pm to
I think she just had a kid. Hasn't lost the weight.

And here's our boys....FGL. Showing their tender side.
Posted by TigerRanter
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Posted on 11/5/14 at 7:31 pm to
Every bad boy has a soft side.
This post was edited on 11/5/14 at 7:32 pm
Posted by TigerRanter
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Posted on 11/5/14 at 7:33 pm to
Are Florida-Georgia Line the "Nelson" of country?
Posted by Fontainebleau Dr.
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Posted on 11/5/14 at 7:37 pm to
Keith Urban playing yet another forgettable song of his. He can play the gee-tar though.
Posted by Fontainebleau Dr.
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Posted on 11/5/14 at 7:40 pm to
Darius Rucker presenting an award after Brad Paisley made a joke about the CMA's aren't "Blackish," referencing the TV show.
Posted by Mizzoufan26
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Posted on 11/5/14 at 7:41 pm to
Liked the song, looked like he was lip syncing though
Posted by Fontainebleau Dr.
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Posted on 11/5/14 at 7:44 pm to
The chick from the Band Perry reminds me of Anna Kendrick. Kinda toothy.

The song their singing is pretty good. It'll probably be the most "true country" tune of the night.
Posted by DrunkerThanThou
Unfortunately Mississippi
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Posted on 11/5/14 at 7:47 pm to
I wonder, do most of these "country fans" even know who Hank is when he's being referenced to in all these songs? Has it gotten to the point where the idea/concept of him has outlasted his true legacy
This post was edited on 11/5/14 at 7:49 pm
Posted by Fontainebleau Dr.
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Posted on 11/5/14 at 8:02 pm to
The fans, no.

I get the feeling these singers probably know about Hank and started out playing real country. But the Nashville music machine is all about selling records, and they call the shots. So the prettiest boys get picked and most of these jokers sold their souls.
This post was edited on 11/5/14 at 8:03 pm
Posted by Fontainebleau Dr.
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Posted on 11/5/14 at 8:03 pm to
Loretta Lynn got polite applause.
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Posted on 11/5/14 at 8:08 pm to
AH frickIN YEAH
Posted by TigerRanter
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Posted on 11/5/14 at 8:09 pm to
Who is Ariana Grande?
Posted by Fontainebleau Dr.
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Posted on 11/5/14 at 8:12 pm to
i'm a little behind (DVR) but i'm watching Jason Aldean shite up the stage.
Posted by TigerRanter
Louisiana
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Posted on 11/5/14 at 8:14 pm to
The beauty of DVR is being able to fast-forward through acoustic guitar laced over a hip hop beat.
Posted by sumtimeitbeslikedat
Vidalia, La
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 11/5/14 at 8:21 pm to
That was the most awkward, confusing, and inept country music performance I've ever seen... Ariana looked uncomfortable, the white folks looked imbeccellic, and all I could think of is "This ain't no kinda country music here!". And that was before Mrs Grande joined in the dumpster fire display!
Posted by Fontainebleau Dr.
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Posted on 11/5/14 at 8:26 pm to
Tim McGraw looks like he contracted ebolaids.
Posted by Fontainebleau Dr.
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Posted on 11/5/14 at 8:27 pm to
FGL are winners tonight.
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