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I want to train my roommate's dog to eat roaches....

Posted on 10/31/14 at 2:56 am
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30164 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 2:56 am
There's a bunch in our garage.

I think gluing dog food to a roach may do the trick.

Thoughts?


ETA:


...or those bacon strips. Hmmmm.
This post was edited on 10/31/14 at 3:15 am
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30164 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:07 am to
quote:




What? The dog chases them... but won't eat them.

I would use spirit gum to affix the treats bc it's non-toxic.
Posted by Lee Chatelain
I love the OT!
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:09 am to
inhumane
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30164 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 3:11 am to
One of my neighbors growing up had a dog that ate locusts constantly... Didn't hurt him a bit.
Posted by 911Moto
Member since Sep 2013
5491 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:42 am to
When I was with a trashy down the road chick in da Parish, her house always had giant roaches. I will catch venomous snakes bare handed, but a broom's length is too close for me to get to a roach. They are my biggest phobia. There was a kid from next door that hung out all the time, and I'd pay him a dollar per roach. He'd just walk up to it and smack it with his hand on the wall. Bravest soul I ever met.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68313 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:44 am to
dude, its not cool to get the dog high
Posted by lsufanintexas
Member since Sep 2006
5011 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:45 am to
Spray your home, you nasty frick
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57350 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:45 am to
what parish is "da parish"?

aren't they all?
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
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70039 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:48 am to
St Bernard brah
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68313 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:51 am to
quote:

what parish is "da parish"? 


I am sure a few on here have been to parish. but that is a different story

Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57350 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:51 am to
How did St. Benard earn that monicker? Kinda pretentious don't ya think?
This post was edited on 10/31/14 at 7:52 am
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43136 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:54 am to
quote:

How did St. Benard earn that monicker?
Dey yats over there down the road.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:55 am to
quote:

There's a bunch in our garage.


If they're in your garage then they're in your home.

Sounds like you're just a nasty person. I bet there are piles of dog shite throughout your house.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
97645 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:57 am to
quote:

Kinda pretentious don't ya think?


just da opposite actually
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
27101 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 7:58 am to
Get a couple cats. My cats don't let any bugs have a chance if they enter the house.
Posted by Col reb 2011
#38
Member since Apr 2013
1614 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 8:02 am to
Ever thought of cleaning a little?
Posted by yurintroubl
Dallas, Tx.
Member since Apr 2008
30164 posts
Posted on 10/31/14 at 10:56 am to
Went to get a case of sodas from the "outside fridge" and got startled by one last night..

It's a garage. Separate from the house. My roommate does a lot of projects so it's always got the doors open... Meaning stuff walks inside. Has nothing to do with cleanliness. Jackasses.


ETA:

fin.
This post was edited on 10/31/14 at 10:59 am
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