re: Reminder to Mike's caretaker...quit feeding him at midnight tonight.

Short of torture and weapons, I don't think there's a whole lot that will hurt a tiger.

Let's do what it takes, Mike handlers.

I know we have been joking about this, but I do consider this serious. Whoever is in charge needs to either get Mike's arse in the stadium or get a job at Ole Miss where they don't care if the black bear stays in the woods. I hold Aleva accountable for this. This is a football issue, not a vet issue. The head vet can be replaced. We don't have to fire him altogether, just have him reassigned to cleaning animal latrines.

Sounds like they did a poor job training, people train animals to do stuff all the time. Create a rewarding situation for him to get in the trailer. It's not rocket science. As much money as they pay for the habitat and to take care of him, his arse should be on the field for gameday. His caregivers should be putting him in the trailer every Saturday of the year to get him in a routine.

Mike has a contract through 2019. We're screwed. I say let mike's arse walk to Columbia, Missouri or maybe to Grambling.

We probably can get a tiger on the cheap from West Africa right now.

They need to have a kitty substitute would be funniest thing ever