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Lovesick Chinese woman dumped by boyfriend spends entire week in KFC (WHYI?)

Posted on 10/22/14 at 10:11 pm
Posted by RedRifle
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Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 10/22/14 at 10:11 pm
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A lovesick Chinese woman dumped by her boyfriend spent an entire week in a KFC eating chicken wings.

Depressed Tan Shen, 26, from Chengdu, in China’s southwest Sichuan Province, decided she needed some fried comfort food to get over her ex.

She stopped off at a KFC near a train station by her home, but ended up staying for a whole week because she ‘needed time to think’.

Tan even phoned in sick to work to stay at the KFC, with her break-up clearly hitting her very hard.

She said: ‘I was walking around feeling miserable and decided to stop off at the KFC at the train station.

'I hadn’t planned on staying there long, I just wanted some chicken wings.
'But once I got in there and started eating I decided I needed time to think.
Posted by Scruffy
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Posted by Sir Drinksalot
Member since Aug 2005
16742 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 10:12 pm to
I like!!! Payback for all the chinese buffets making fat people. KFC in China!
This post was edited on 10/22/14 at 10:13 pm
Posted by tunechi
Member since Jun 2009
10186 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 10:13 pm to
Chubby Chinese people exist?
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 10/22/14 at 10:14 pm to
Living in KFC for a week probably wasn't depressing at all...should have gone to Popeyes
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 10/22/14 at 10:14 pm to
There is a VERY long line of attractive Chinese women. Ms Tan is not in that line.

I might hit her....with a 5# chopstick.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
65651 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 10:15 pm to
"Chickity China the Chinese chicken,
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'"
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
15226 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 10:19 pm to
She thinks she ate chicken for a week.
Posted by YogaPants
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 10/22/14 at 10:22 pm to
Nice marketing by KFC
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92876 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 10:43 pm to
quote:

Chickity China


I always thought it was chiggidy but I looked it up and you win!
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65651 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 10:46 pm to
Blind hog-met acorn.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
12933 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 10:46 pm to
Nice to see the fat arse American diet has made its way to China.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
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65651 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 11:09 pm to
In Japan they call it "Ken-TOH-kee"
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39156 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 11:11 pm to
Kfc is more popular in China than anywhere else in the world iirc
Posted by Col reb 2011
#38
Member since Apr 2013
1614 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 11:16 pm to
Beastly
Posted by skirpnasty
Atlantis
Member since Aug 2012
10781 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 11:17 pm to
Because it's dericious.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33475 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 11:29 pm to
Well it is a good thing they blurred out her eyes on the pic....now we will never know her true identity.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 10/22/14 at 11:52 pm to
I bet her poon tang smelled like eleven fermented herbs and spices by the end of the week.
Posted by lsuoilengr
Member since Aug 2008
4768 posts
Posted on 10/23/14 at 6:29 am to
Been loving in Asia for 3 years, the fatties are increasing in size and number. But here you're not fat you're "prosperous"
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 10/23/14 at 7:48 am to
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