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I just got an email from Obama

Posted on 10/22/14 at 5:24 pm
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112467 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 5:24 pm

Zach --

Take it from me: Deciding to run for office is never easy.

You have to consider what it means for your family. You have to be ready for the attacks.

Right now, there are Democrats all across the country who know exactly what I’m talking about. They’re in the final two-week sprint to Election Day, but they’re facing an unprecedented barrage of Republican attacks.

I’m hoping we can help them out.

Will you make a donation today, no matter how large or small, to back up our Democratic campaigns fighting for the values we all believe in?

All Donations to this Email Triple-Matched

Chip in $5 immediately >>

Chip in $35 immediately >>

Chip in $50 immediately >>

Chip in $100 immediately >>

Chip in $250 immediately >>

Or click here to donate another amount.

We’ve made so much progress together. I'm not willing to see it rolled back.

Thank you -- for everything.

Barack Obama

...end of OFA email...

I think it was very nice of Obama to write me personally. I might send him a dollar.





Posted by FT
REDACTED
Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 5:25 pm to
What if someone donated a billion dollars in that email?

Could you get them to match it at 300%?
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 5:27 pm to
I'm sick of these African princes and their email scams.
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 5:29 pm to
Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16904 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

I just got an email from Obama
I'm sick of these African princes and their email scams.



Posted by southernelite
Dallas
Member since Sep 2009
53177 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 5:30 pm to
Who is matching?
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
29038 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 5:30 pm to
LOL... Thanks, I needed that.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112467 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 5:31 pm to
I don't know, FT, but I did pick up 95 cents in random change on the 5th tee box at Meadow Lake yesterday morning.

My partner and I deduced that it was some fat arse who couldn't get his ball out of his pocket without spilling change and was too lazy to pick it up.

I thought about sending it in to Obama. But I decided to put it my ash tray. I don't smoke. So I keep random change in my car ash tray for the grand kids to steal when I see them.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69908 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 5:31 pm to
I would reply to that email with a picture of my penis.


#Attachmenttoolarge
Posted by FT
REDACTED
Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 5:33 pm to
I bet you say that to all the dildos.
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

#Attachmenttoolarge


How big of an attachment did you put on your penis?
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62431 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 5:35 pm to
quote:

I'm sick of these African princes and their email scams.


Truth is funnier than fiction...
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 5:43 pm to
quote:

How big of an attachment did you put on your penis?


Wel, according to common lore you could "triple match" it probably.
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
29038 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 5:47 pm to
quote:

I would reply to that email with a picture of my penis.

#Attachmenttoolarge



Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69908 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 5:49 pm to
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
29038 posts
Posted on 10/22/14 at 5:50 pm to
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