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IT'S FRIDAY!!!!

Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:31 pm
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112488 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:31 pm
OK, it's Tuesday, but the Inquisitor was late due to Columbus Day.

First, we need to honor Nita Bryant (no relation to Anita Bryant of Orange Juice fame). Nita is 52 and got arrested for drunk driving. She blew a female record .256! No accident. I say we let her go. She can hold her liquor!!

First/Middle Names:

Carrie Cherry .. it rhymes.
Johnesia .. female version of John
Shamark .. female version of Mark.
Bacardi .. a nice rum
Quanchivas .. a nice tequilla
Pattrone .. another nice tequilla
Savalas .. Mom liked Kojak.
Dalvakkio .. this was also a cop show.
Tevarea Loronto .. an intestinal virus.
Zilaire .. the best AC company in Africa.
Simco .. a gas station from the 60s.
Deamentae .. when old people lose their minds.
Myoshia Umekia .. No, not Asian.
Sequin .. she sparkles.
Durosette .. they make batteries.
Ladannastan .. country in eastern Europe.
Deshaveonn ... stole cookies from Brookshires. Was confronted and knocked out the manager. Hey, he needed those cookies.
Cannan .. Stole 9.94 worth of stuff from Wal Mart.
Eudarryian .. aliens from the planet Euda.
Blizard .. mom liked Dairy Queen.


Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101438 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:34 pm to
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IT'S FRIDAY!!!!


Posted by FT
REDACTED
Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:40 pm to
This thread is always so lame.
Posted by swamplynx
Lake Chuck
Member since Oct 2014
1239 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:43 pm to
OT maybe? and pics of Carrie Cherry, she sounds like she would be of the stripper variety.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65701 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:46 pm to
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Johnesia .. female version of John

I love it when she lactates:

Milk of Johnesia
:rimshot:
Posted by NHTIGER
Central New Hampshire
Member since Nov 2003
16188 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:54 pm to
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She blew a female record .256!


This poor girl was shooting for 200 but almost bought the farm at 75 !

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Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101438 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 2:57 pm to
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This thread is always so lame.


No shite. He should have started one disparaging a dead former poster instead.
Posted by FT
REDACTED
Member since Oct 2003
26925 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 3:01 pm to
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No shite. He should have started one disparaging a dead former poster instead.
I'm in.
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112488 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 3:12 pm to
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Blonde Cora — real name Carolin Berger — had aimed to service 200 punters in Hamburg, Germany.


I'm calling BS on this. There aren't even 200 punters in the NFL.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65701 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 4:31 pm to
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I'm calling BS on this. There aren't even 200 punters in the NFL.

Punting on the Thames:
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