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Dolphin jumps in a fishing boat.

Posted on 10/11/14 at 5:44 pm
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 10/11/14 at 5:44 pm
I would have chit my self dolphin lives.

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Posted by ruzil
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2012
16904 posts
Posted on 10/11/14 at 5:55 pm to
Did he do it on porpoise?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166246 posts
Posted on 10/11/14 at 5:57 pm to
Punnilarious
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
16568 posts
Posted on 10/11/14 at 6:01 pm to
Attempted rape.
Posted by DownSouthDave
Beau, Bro, Baw
Member since Jan 2013
7369 posts
Posted on 10/11/14 at 6:04 pm to
Woah. That's insane. Wtf do you do next? How many people does it take to live release a dolphin from the bottom of the boat?
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80890 posts
Posted on 10/11/14 at 6:10 pm to
Call for help?

How about 3 team the dolphin and put it back in the water?
Posted by LEASTBAY
Member since Aug 2007
14285 posts
Posted on 10/11/14 at 6:11 pm to
Did they get it out?
Posted by DownSouthDave
Beau, Bro, Baw
Member since Jan 2013
7369 posts
Posted on 10/11/14 at 6:16 pm to
I don't know if I'd be down for tangling with a 400lb dolphin kicking to get away.

I think I would fillet and release....fillet and release.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
17700 posts
Posted on 10/11/14 at 6:21 pm to
yes they got it out dolphin lived to see another day
Posted by LEASTBAY
Member since Aug 2007
14285 posts
Posted on 10/11/14 at 6:22 pm to
Problem with trying to get it out with 3 people is how strong it is. Imagine if it went wild, probably break people's legs and blow out knees.
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
22681 posts
Posted on 10/11/14 at 6:28 pm to
I would have used it as an excuse to kill that nasty fricker. Hate Dolphins.
Posted by LEASTBAY
Member since Aug 2007
14285 posts
Posted on 10/11/14 at 6:43 pm to
They never bothered me. Probably life changing if you killed one. I think you can get fined like 100k
This post was edited on 10/11/14 at 6:45 pm
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80890 posts
Posted on 10/11/14 at 6:45 pm to
quote:

They never bothered me.
You must not fish a lot

Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
22681 posts
Posted on 10/11/14 at 7:01 pm to
I'm aware of the fine but this seems like a perfect opportunity to stick a knife in the blowhole
Posted by DownSouthDave
Beau, Bro, Baw
Member since Jan 2013
7369 posts
Posted on 10/11/14 at 7:34 pm to
Wow, that seems a little harsh.

Not to mention there is an entire pod watching you murder their podnuh. They won't stand for that, before you know it, you have a boat completely full of Dolphins trying to avenge their dolphin friend. What the frick do you do then?
Posted by plazadweller
South Georgia
Member since Jul 2011
11449 posts
Posted on 10/12/14 at 8:10 am to
"Dolphnado"
Posted by Moonshine4me
Member since Jun 2014
33 posts
Posted on 10/12/14 at 8:32 am to
I'd say she handled that well
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 10/12/14 at 8:53 am to
quote:

What the frick do you do then?
Get raped.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69078 posts
Posted on 10/12/14 at 10:26 am to
that was a huge pod wake swimming with that boat. always amazed me how effortlessly they can keep up.

looks like getting it out would be a pain.
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10429 posts
Posted on 10/12/14 at 4:09 pm to
Make some rice.
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