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If Kim Jong Un doesn’t show up Friday, he might have Ebola
Posted on 10/9/14 at 5:52 pm
Posted on 10/9/14 at 5:52 pm
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Have you heard? Kim Jong Un is missing. Which can only mean one thing: He has been overthrown! His little sister, Kim Yo Jong, now runs the show in the most isolated nation on Earth. Or is it that the entire Kim dynasty, steward of North Korea for decades, is now out? It was a coup! The North Korean grand poobah finally got too big for his britches, what with ordering men to mimic his haircut and feeding his uncle to wild dogs, and was deposed. Boom.
Wait a minute. Kim Jong Un is sick! It’s true, he has been “getting fatter” lately. He does love cheese: “Kim Jong Un broke his ankle after he had put on extra weight from regularly consuming imported cheese,” reported India Today. Or is it gout? He has gout! “The increasingly obese Kim is merely suffering from a physical ailment, most likely gout, according to reports by South Korean media,” said Bloomberg Businessweek.
Have you heard? Kim Jong Un is missing. Which can only mean one thing: He has been overthrown! His little sister, Kim Yo Jong, now runs the show in the most isolated nation on Earth. Or is it that the entire Kim dynasty, steward of North Korea for decades, is now out? It was a coup! The North Korean grand poobah finally got too big for his britches, what with ordering men to mimic his haircut and feeding his uncle to wild dogs, and was deposed. Boom.
Wait a minute. Kim Jong Un is sick! It’s true, he has been “getting fatter” lately. He does love cheese: “Kim Jong Un broke his ankle after he had put on extra weight from regularly consuming imported cheese,” reported India Today. Or is it gout? He has gout! “The increasingly obese Kim is merely suffering from a physical ailment, most likely gout, according to reports by South Korean media,” said Bloomberg Businessweek.
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Posted on 10/9/14 at 5:55 pm to RedRifle
Maybe he's recovering from Terminatorplasty surgery.
Posted on 10/9/14 at 6:07 pm to RedRifle
So the leader of the most malnutritioned nation in the world has a disease caused by the overconsumption of savory foods. Awesome.
When is the rest of the world going to sack the frick up and overthrow this regime? You know how we look back and say, "How could they just let the Holocaust just happen in the 1940s?" Future generations will say that about us one day.
When is the rest of the world going to sack the frick up and overthrow this regime? You know how we look back and say, "How could they just let the Holocaust just happen in the 1940s?" Future generations will say that about us one day.
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Posted on 10/9/14 at 6:24 pm to ClientNumber9
Amen
Posted on 10/9/14 at 6:27 pm to ClientNumber9
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So the leader of the most malnutritioned nation in the world has a disease caused by the overconsumption of savory foods. Awesome.
Posted on 10/9/14 at 6:29 pm to LSURussian
As bad as so many Americans eat, how is this not rampant here? I know like 1000 fat people but have only known 2 with the gout.
Posted on 10/9/14 at 6:37 pm to baybeefeetz
90% of black people I know over the age of 30 have it.
Posted on 10/9/14 at 6:40 pm to RedRifle
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Posted on 10/9/14 at 6:43 pm to RedRifle
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“Kim Jong Un broke his ankle after he had put on extra weight from regularly consuming imported cheese,”
That's the best one.
Posted on 10/9/14 at 6:43 pm to ClientNumber9
Because South Korea and China don't want it? They don't want to have to deal with the millions of refugees that would overflow into their countries. It's actually quite simple.
Posted on 10/9/14 at 6:50 pm to RedRifle
He's rehabbing from alcohol poisoning. His father was a noted drunk as well, which is why he died so young.
If it was a coup, they wouldn't put his sister in charge, and we would definitely know by now.
If it was a coup, they wouldn't put his sister in charge, and we would definitely know by now.
Posted on 10/9/14 at 6:55 pm to RedRifle
I really hope whatever he has kills him in a really slow and painful way.
Posted on 10/9/14 at 6:58 pm to Melvin
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Posted on 10/9/14 at 7:01 pm to The Baker
Deez is killing him.
Posted on 10/9/14 at 7:07 pm to ClientNumber9
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When is the rest of the world going to sack the frick up and overthrow this regime?
When it doesn't cost us millions of lives. Give it time. That country will crumble on it's own.
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