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Jesse Jackson Ebola Advice

Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:32 pm
Posted by The Torch
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:32 pm
Jesse came to Dallas to consult our Ebola patient which didn't go well. He did drop these jewels of knowledge though.

1. If you get the Ebola, drink coca cola.
2. When you feel the Ebola, eat some granola.
3. If a friend has Ebola, do not touch their Areola.

4. If I get Ebola, I'm heading to Pensacola
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:33 pm to
wut
Posted by CidCock
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:33 pm to
wut
Posted by Croacka
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:33 pm to
wut
Posted by CidCock
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:33 pm to
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Cosmo
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:34 pm to
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Jesse Jackson

frickeem
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:34 pm to
I think you have Ebola. One of the symptoms is the spouting retarded nonsense.

Please check yourself into a hospital.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:34 pm to
I get it. Humor fail, though.
Posted by theenemy
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:35 pm to
Jesse is known to rhyme sometimes in his speaking.
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:35 pm to
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I get it. Humor fail, though.



Another symptom of Ebola.
Posted by 12
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:35 pm to
This thread gave me Ebola.

Good thing there is a Care Now down the street.
This post was edited on 10/8/14 at 2:37 pm
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:36 pm to
be white
Posted by stonedbegonias
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:37 pm to
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4. If I get Ebola, I'm heading to Pensacola


Stay the frick away a-hole.
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:38 pm to
rap lyrics
Posted by slutiger5
Parroquias de Florida
Member since May 2007
10639 posts
Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:39 pm to
I think you confused jesse will al sharpton.
Posted by Motengator
Central Texas
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:42 pm to
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I think you confused jesse will al sharpton.
Posted by Panny Crickets
Fort Worth, TX
Member since Sep 2008
5596 posts
Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:42 pm to
Nice ripoff attempt of the Courage Boys.

At least accurately quote them and use context.

You're invited to never listen again.
Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38735 posts
Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:44 pm to
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Boulders, bigger than your shoulders. Running from them rollers, gone off that ebolla... ~Master P
This post was edited on 10/8/14 at 2:45 pm
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:49 pm to
What is this, SNL?
Posted by semituff
Shreveport, LA
Member since Aug 2014
2 posts
Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:52 pm to
Jesse not only denies the allegation, Jesse denies the alligator!!
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