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Jesse Jackson Ebola Advice
Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:32 pm
Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:32 pm
Jesse came to Dallas to consult our Ebola patient which didn't go well. He did drop these jewels of knowledge though.
1. If you get the Ebola, drink coca cola.
2. When you feel the Ebola, eat some granola.
3. If a friend has Ebola, do not touch their Areola.
4. If I get Ebola, I'm heading to Pensacola
1. If you get the Ebola, drink coca cola.
2. When you feel the Ebola, eat some granola.
3. If a friend has Ebola, do not touch their Areola.
4. If I get Ebola, I'm heading to Pensacola
Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:34 pm to The Torch
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Jesse Jackson
frickeem
Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:34 pm to The Torch
I think you have Ebola. One of the symptoms is the spouting retarded nonsense.
Please check yourself into a hospital.
Please check yourself into a hospital.
Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:35 pm to Cosmo
Jesse is known to rhyme sometimes in his speaking.
Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:35 pm to LSUGrad9295
quote:
I get it. Humor fail, though.
Another symptom of Ebola.
Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:35 pm to The Torch
This thread gave me Ebola.
Good thing there is a Care Now down the street.
Good thing there is a Care Now down the street.
This post was edited on 10/8/14 at 2:37 pm
Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:37 pm to The Torch
quote:
4. If I get Ebola, I'm heading to Pensacola
Stay the frick away a-hole.
Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:39 pm to The Torch
I think you confused jesse will al sharpton.
Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:42 pm to slutiger5
quote:
I think you confused jesse will al sharpton.
Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:42 pm to The Torch
Nice ripoff attempt of the Courage Boys.
At least accurately quote them and use context.
You're invited to never listen again.
At least accurately quote them and use context.
You're invited to never listen again.
Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:44 pm to The Torch
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Boulders, bigger than your shoulders. Running from them rollers, gone off that ebolla... ~Master P
This post was edited on 10/8/14 at 2:45 pm
Posted on 10/8/14 at 2:52 pm to The Torch
Jesse not only denies the allegation, Jesse denies the alligator!!
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