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Wow, Godzilla really sucked

Posted on 10/3/14 at 3:06 pm
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 3:06 pm
I didn't read the review thread because it had spoilers. We really need to do non spoiler threads for all of the movies reviewed here, especially the ones that suck, or possibly just put "this movie sucked" in the title.

Jesus, it takes a very special movie team to make Godzilla so boring. I called my brother and he agreed, saying that his 12 year old son fell asleep in the theater. I can't decide if this one is better than the one from the 90s. At least that one had characters I gave a shite about.
This post was edited on 10/3/14 at 3:07 pm
Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
22848 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 3:08 pm to
I liked it
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39195 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 3:08 pm to
This one was better than the Ferris Bueller one but still not very good.
Posted by Mr. Wayne
Member since Feb 2008
10047 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 3:13 pm to
Wasn't blown away but enjoyed it.
Posted by fleaux
section 0
Member since Aug 2012
8741 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 3:24 pm to
I liked it, and the fact that my 11 and 12 year old saw it with me and loved it made me decide that i loved it and hope they make more in this style
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51662 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 3:28 pm to
Heard there's only 10 minutes of Godzilla
Posted by Birdie King
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2013
8065 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 3:29 pm to
It was god awful

Made me wanna choke on a glow stick
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 3:30 pm to
It could have had a lot more Godzirra in it, but I still enjoyed it. I also saw it in theaters though. I can only really enjoy movies like this in theaters.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
66419 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 3:34 pm to
i almost fell asleep as well
Posted by Tigerfan56
Member since May 2010
10520 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 3:38 pm to
I thought it was good. If you want to watch a shite ton of fight scenes and monsters, with terrible acting and a shite story-line, maybe just watch Pacific Rim
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 3:43 pm to
Pacific rim was stupid, but I enjoyed it. This was just stupid.

And to the above later, I think I read that there are 21 total minutes of Godzilla. I wouldn't have minded that if there was an actual plot and characters I give two shits about. Instead, I got a bad Channing Tatum facsimile who just watches shite happen for two hours.

300 sucked too, but the board actually warned me about that, so no thread.
Posted by Byron Bojangles III
Member since Nov 2012
51662 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 3:44 pm to
Pacific Rim was actually pretty good
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 3:48 pm to
quote:

300 sucked too, but the board actually warned me about that, so no thread.


The sequel? Yeah, the only thing good about that was Eva Green's tits.
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27104 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 3:56 pm to
I didn't think it was that much better than the 1998 debacle.
Posted by LUS Tiger in FL
TrampaBay
Member since Apr 2010
3682 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 4:02 pm to
quote:

Heard there's only 10 minutes of Godzilla


Not sure if it was that much, lol... Movie was horrible
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 4:08 pm to
Yeah, Eva's boobs almost rescued it for me, but not quite. I was like "oh yeah, I almost forgot that she has amazing tits. Damn, this movie sucks"
Posted by jojothetireguy
Live out in Coconut Grove
Member since Jan 2009
10484 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 4:12 pm to
As a huge godzilla fan this was a very well done update imo. I enjoyed it and liked the small bits of nostalgia thrown in for the people who have seen a few of the old godzilla movies
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 4:19 pm to
Update? Is that showbiz lingo for "cash grab?" That's right up there with "reboot."
Posted by Blue Velvet
Apple butter toast is nice
Member since Nov 2009
20112 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 4:23 pm to
It was bad.

Who's the guy who reviews movies on youtube and eviscerates them?
Posted by UL-SabanRival
Member since May 2013
4651 posts
Posted on 10/3/14 at 4:36 pm to
I don't know, but the honest trailer guy pretty much nailed it.
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