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US Government spends $500K to find out why fatties can't get dates

Posted on 10/2/14 at 2:00 pm
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 2:00 pm
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The federal government is spending nearly a half a million dollars to find out why obese teenage girls have a hard time getting dates.

The National Institutes of Health (NIH) awarded a $466,642 grant last week for the study, which will examine whether social skills have an impact on why obese girls have fewer dating experiences than their less obese counterparts.


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Because they're fricking fat! Can I have a half million?

Posted by td01241
Savannah
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 2:00 pm to
Ban fat people.
Posted by The Sad Banana
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 2:01 pm to
I fricking love that picture and caption.
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 2:01 pm to
there is a difference between assuming the answer and having data, evidence, stats, etc to back up an opinion
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 2:02 pm to
What about proper fisting techniques?
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 2:03 pm to
teenage boys, at the most judgemental time periods in their life, dont want their friends to make fun of them for dating unattractive fatties, regardless of how "nice" they may be.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 2:04 pm to
quote:

teenage boys, at the most judgemental time periods in their life, dont want their friends to make fun of them for dating unattractive fatties, regardless of how "nice" they may be.

is that supposed to change or something?
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
32702 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 2:05 pm to
nope, just my attempt to earn a sliver of that $500k grant.
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

obese teenage girls have a hard time getting dates


Cons:
Expensive dates, bad hygiene, looks, depression, etc

Pros:
BJs

Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

there is a difference between assuming the answer and having data, evidence, stats, etc to back up an opinion


After they gather all the data, stats, evidence, etc.. and it turns out I was right, can I get $50K?
Posted by Teufelhunden
Galvez, LA
Member since Feb 2005
5575 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 2:06 pm to
quote:

there is a difference between assuming the answer and having data, evidence, stats, etc to back up an opinion


You're absolutely right. But the real question is who cares?
This post was edited on 10/2/14 at 2:07 pm
Posted by Tigerfan56
Member since May 2010
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 2:08 pm to
Merica

I can't think of a better way to spend hardearned, taxpayer money
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 2:08 pm to
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You're absolutely right. But the real question is who cares?
i mean i dont care

but studies are important. This particular study may in and of itself be a waste of time but the data collected may be used in other studies of consequence
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 2:11 pm to
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I fricking love that picture and caption.


I like that he's all in khaki. Like a bloated, gelatinous, Marlin Perkins
Posted by DthVllyDud
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Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 2:11 pm to
Big girls need love too, just more of it..,
Posted by jrodLSUke
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 2:13 pm to
The most amazing thing to me is that there are still people out there that want to give our government more tax dollars.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 2:14 pm to
lots of good looking young girls have problems getting dates too, let's fund a study for that
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

lots of good looking young girls have problems getting dates too, let's fund a study for that
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 2:20 pm to
quote:

I fricking love that picture and caption.
Posted by Styxion
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2012
1596 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

Pros:
BJs



You forgot one. They are easy.
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