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TD bank executive finds way to relieve stress. (Link)

Posted on 10/2/14 at 6:57 am
Posted by Random LSU Hero
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 6:57 am
Searched.... Sorry if Germans. Def OT baller

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A former TD Bank executive who used a company credit card to buy $240,000 in Champagne and lap dances at strip clubs to ease his stress from work has been sentenced to 18 months in prison.

Jeffrey Burnham, 42, of Arundle, Maine, had pleaded guilty in U.S. District Court in Portland to a felony charge of theft by a bank officer.

He used the credit card to buy $1,000 bottles of Champagne and $750 lap dances.

Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 6:58 am to
Sorry for Partying. Since when are lap dances from LLOTOT a crime?
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
81775 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 6:59 am to
How could somebody with the business acumen and the discipline to reach an executive position over a 20-year career be so dumb as to piss it away on such fleeting nonsense? 20 hours of fun?
This post was edited on 10/2/14 at 7:00 am
Posted by Random LSU Hero
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Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:00 am to
quote:

How could somebody with the business acumen and the discipline to reach an executive position be so dumb as to piss it away on such fleeting nonsense?


This
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:02 am to
Dumbass fell in love with a stripper
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:03 am to
I guess if using company credit card at the strip club is a crime I should go turn myself in
Posted by Random LSU Hero
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Member since Aug 2011
9433 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:11 am to
The part I can't get is 750.00 for a lap dance??
Posted by yellowfin
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:13 am to
Guessing there was more than dancing going on
Posted by Mr Gardoki
AL
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:16 am to
quote:

How could somebody with the business acumen and the discipline to reach an executive position over a 20-year career be so dumb as to piss it away on such fleeting nonsense? 20 hours of fun?

And I'm pretty sure he isn't the only one.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29792 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:16 am to
Wanna party with THAT guy! As long as he brings his company card.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67488 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:18 am to
quote:

How could somebody with the business acumen and the discipline to reach an executive position over a 20-year career be so dumb as to piss it away on such fleeting nonsense? 20 hours of fun?

The old sense of entitlement comes into play for most execs.
Posted by TDsngumbo
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:29 am to
My first reaction to the thread title:
"There's a Tigerdroppings bank now!?"
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:30 am to
quote:

How could somebody with the business acumen and the discipline to reach an executive position over a 20-year career be so dumb as to piss it away on such fleeting nonsense?
Most of those guys are derelict drunks and womanizers, they just look the part.
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
11437 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:39 am to
$750 only gets you a lap dance? The prude that's charging that much should go to prison also.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72118 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:40 am to
Scruffy ain't paying $750 for no lap dance.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
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97643 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:41 am to
$750 will get you a threesome with 2 sunday school teachers in old mexico
Posted by LSUTygerFan
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Member since Jun 2008
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:43 am to
quote:

used a company credit card to buy $240,000 in Champagne and lap dances at strip clubs


wait.. this is illegal ?
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 7:51 am to
quote:

$750 lap dances


that must be one hell of a lap dance
Posted by prostyleoffensetime
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2009
11437 posts
Posted on 10/2/14 at 8:00 am to
quote:

wait.. this is illegal ?


Apparently so... I mean, I've blown company monies in the strip club before, but 240K does seem excessive and worthy of some punishment.
Posted by More beer please
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 10/2/14 at 8:07 am to
quote:

My first reaction to the thread title:
"There's a Tigerdroppings bank now!?"



Yeah it's called the Chicken Coop
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