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Grandmother who loves nothing more than making quilted penises
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:39 am
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:39 am
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A grandmother-of-six has a eyebrow raising hobby - knitting penis-shaped blankets.
Holly Stewart, 59, wants to bring humour and art together to shun the typical stereotypes about old ladies.
Her craftmanship is on display at a US art gallery and some of the 'exhibits' are more than five-foot long.
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The grandmother-of-six, from Missouri, said: 'My favourite medium to work with is cloth and I frequently think about penises.
'I wanted to use these together and create something alluring and iconic.
'Quilting is a craft that women of a certain age are expected to employ - I did just that except instead of blankets I knit penises and scrotums.'
Using techniques she learned at the Kansas City Art Institute, Ms Stewart created beaded, sequinned and pinned penises.
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Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:42 am to arseinclarse
Jesus, glad my grandma makes pies and shite. I wouldn't want a dick every year for christmas
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:42 am to arseinclarse
she likes the D
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:43 am to arseinclarse
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'My favourite medium to work with is cloth and I frequently think about penises.
Way to own it grandma
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:45 am to arseinclarse
IWNHI
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:46 am to arseinclarse
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and I frequently think about penises
I'll take "Words nobody should ever hear from their grandmother" for $500, Alex.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:49 am to arseinclarse
I bet that ole wildcat can suck a mean penis. 
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:49 am to arseinclarse
Too damn funny! 
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:53 am to arseinclarse
Must be a hard hobby
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:56 am to arseinclarse
"Ohhhhh, thanks, Granny. I was just thinking how I needed another 5 foot quilted cock'n'balls."
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:57 am to TheIndulger
filed under weird shite.
We can all thank the internet for making us aware of this. i miss the olden days when the only weird shite you heard about was within your family or down the street.
We can all thank the internet for making us aware of this. i miss the olden days when the only weird shite you heard about was within your family or down the street.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:01 am to arseinclarse
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I knit penises and scrotums
These words do not fit together, nor do they sound good together.
Kinda like "plunger rape" or something.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:02 am to LSUGrad9295
I'm betting she was one of the original Plaster Casters. She'd be about the right age.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:12 am to arseinclarse
Hey, a woman's got to have a hobby, ya know?
This post was edited on 9/26/14 at 4:00 pm
Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:14 am to arseinclarse
So my grandma was quilting this big veiny triumphant bastard.....
Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:18 am to arseinclarse
"Grandma, what you doing?"
"Stuffing a penis to my liking, child."
"Stuffing a penis to my liking, child."
Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:42 am to Phil0ndeeez
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I wouldn't want a dick every year for christmas
Suuuuurrrre you wouldn't
Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:47 am to arseinclarse
This is the kind of crap you get from children of the sixties.
Like the stereotype that they are wise enough to be classy and not degrade themselves in a juvenile, phallus-obsessed manner?
I agree, that stereotype is out the window with some of these women.
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to bring humour and art together to shun the typical stereotypes about old ladies.
Like the stereotype that they are wise enough to be classy and not degrade themselves in a juvenile, phallus-obsessed manner?
I agree, that stereotype is out the window with some of these women.
Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:51 am to Phil0ndeeez
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Jesus, glad my grandma makes pies and shite. I wouldn't want a dick every year for christmas
Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:53 am to Phil0ndeeez
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Jesus, glad my grandma makes pies and shite. I wouldn't want a dick every year for christmas
How embarrassing for her grand kids.
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