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Oompa Loompa pleads guilty to propositioning underage girls

Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:26 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:26 pm
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A dwarf who hired himself out for stag parties and hen nights has escaped jail after admitting pestering schoolgirls for sex.

Marc Corrier, who accompanied revellers on wild party nights dressed as an Oompa Loompa, harassed the four young girls over the internet.

The 4ft 2in performer from Motherwell, who can make £750 per night by being handcuffed to the groom, first messaged a pair of twins on Facebook when they were 15 and asked one to feel “his third leg'”.

He also sent explicit messages to a 13-year-old girl whom he met at an under 16s disco, initially offering the girl a job as a face-painter for £50 per day, before asking about her sex life.

However the 21-year-old was caught when one girl's horrified mother spotted his rude messages posted on Facebook and feared her daughter was being groomed.



Yesterday he appeared at Hamilton Sheriff Court where he was ordered to perform 240 hours of unpaid work and put on the sex offenders' register for three years.


Also, 4-2 is very short for an average male, but seems kinda tall for a dwarf.


This post was edited on 9/25/14 at 3:30 pm
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13257 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:27 pm to
So does he go to little jail?
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:27 pm to
OT Perfection
Posted by heypaul
The O-T Lounge
Member since May 2008
38108 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:28 pm to
Stopped reading at under 16's disco
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
101390 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:29 pm to
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However the 21-year-old was caught when one girl's horrified mother spotted his rude messages posted on Facebook and feared her daughter was being groomed.


Huh? I love Brit Speak.
Posted by arseinclarse
Algiers Purnt
Member since Apr 2007
34412 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:29 pm to
That suit fits him terribly. He also needs to learn how to tie a tie.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:30 pm to
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and asked one to feel “his third leg'”
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4516 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:30 pm to
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Yesterday he appeared at Hamilton Sheriff Court where he was ordered to perform 240 hours of unpaid work and put on the sex offenders' register for three years.


I'd be curious to see what his community service will end up being.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
24003 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:31 pm to
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Oompa Loompa


Do you think his propositions were in a rhyming sing-song fashion?
Posted by Bags of Milk
The Sunny Beaches of Canada
Member since Feb 2013
3322 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:35 pm to
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Do you think his propositions were in a rhyming sing-song fashion?


Oompa Loompa, doopity do
I've got a little surprise for you

Oompa Loompa, doopity dee
Just have a sit here up on my knee

Oompa Loompa, doopity deen
Give me a call when you turn eighteen
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18146 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:36 pm to
He was a little attracted to small girls
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:37 pm to
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I'd be curious to see what his community service will end up being.




short order cook, small claims court reporter, pee wee football coach, something along those lines
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4516 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:40 pm to
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short order cook, small claims court reporter, pee wee football coach, something along those lines


Pretty sure it won't be a Girl Scout cookie chef
Posted by Leonard Threenette
Member since Jul 2014
874 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 4:07 pm to
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short order cook, small claims court reporter, pee wee football coach, something along those lines
Posted by LSUFanNTX
Seabrook, TX
Member since May 2005
9108 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 4:22 pm to


My God, you're a tripod.
Posted by ShreveportTIGER318
Shreveport
Member since Apr 2008
2832 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 5:39 pm to
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His rules included no picking up or throwing, no tampering with his drink, not using the word "midget" and no police involvement.



Posted by jose canseco
Houston via Houma via BR via NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
5667 posts
Posted on 9/25/14 at 5:49 pm to
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Stopped reading at under 16's disco


No you didn't
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