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Oompa Loompa pleads guilty to propositioning underage girls
Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:26 pm
Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:26 pm
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Also, 4-2 is very short for an average male, but seems kinda tall for a dwarf.
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A dwarf who hired himself out for stag parties and hen nights has escaped jail after admitting pestering schoolgirls for sex.
Marc Corrier, who accompanied revellers on wild party nights dressed as an Oompa Loompa, harassed the four young girls over the internet.
The 4ft 2in performer from Motherwell, who can make £750 per night by being handcuffed to the groom, first messaged a pair of twins on Facebook when they were 15 and asked one to feel “his third leg'”.
He also sent explicit messages to a 13-year-old girl whom he met at an under 16s disco, initially offering the girl a job as a face-painter for £50 per day, before asking about her sex life.
However the 21-year-old was caught when one girl's horrified mother spotted his rude messages posted on Facebook and feared her daughter was being groomed.
Yesterday he appeared at Hamilton Sheriff Court where he was ordered to perform 240 hours of unpaid work and put on the sex offenders' register for three years.
Also, 4-2 is very short for an average male, but seems kinda tall for a dwarf.
This post was edited on 9/25/14 at 3:30 pm
Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:27 pm to Jim Rockford
So does he go to little jail?
Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:28 pm to Jim Rockford
Stopped reading at under 16's disco
Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:29 pm to Jim Rockford
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However the 21-year-old was caught when one girl's horrified mother spotted his rude messages posted on Facebook and feared her daughter was being groomed.
Huh? I love Brit Speak.
Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:29 pm to Jim Rockford
That suit fits him terribly. He also needs to learn how to tie a tie.
Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:30 pm to Jim Rockford
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and asked one to feel “his third leg'”
Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:30 pm to Jim Rockford
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Yesterday he appeared at Hamilton Sheriff Court where he was ordered to perform 240 hours of unpaid work and put on the sex offenders' register for three years.
I'd be curious to see what his community service will end up being.
Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:31 pm to Jim Rockford
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Oompa Loompa
Do you think his propositions were in a rhyming sing-song fashion?
Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:35 pm to Sasquatch Smash
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Do you think his propositions were in a rhyming sing-song fashion?
Oompa Loompa, doopity do
I've got a little surprise for you
Oompa Loompa, doopity dee
Just have a sit here up on my knee
Oompa Loompa, doopity deen
Give me a call when you turn eighteen
Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:36 pm to Jim Rockford
He was a little attracted to small girls
Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:37 pm to CockHolliday
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I'd be curious to see what his community service will end up being.
short order cook, small claims court reporter, pee wee football coach, something along those lines
Posted on 9/25/14 at 3:40 pm to 777Tiger
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short order cook, small claims court reporter, pee wee football coach, something along those lines
Pretty sure it won't be a Girl Scout cookie chef
Posted on 9/25/14 at 4:07 pm to 777Tiger
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short order cook, small claims court reporter, pee wee football coach, something along those lines
Posted on 9/25/14 at 4:22 pm to Leonard Threenette
My God, you're a tripod.
Posted on 9/25/14 at 5:39 pm to Jim Rockford
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His rules included no picking up or throwing, no tampering with his drink, not using the word "midget" and no police involvement.
Posted on 9/25/14 at 5:49 pm to heypaul
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Stopped reading at under 16's disco
No you didn't
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