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Why did the monocle go away?

Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:44 am
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65045 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:44 am
A monocle looks like a babe magnet. You can magically stick one half of a pair of glasses on your eye and that shite stays? WTF. I'm going to see if I can find one and bring this back single handedly.

Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28189 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:45 am to
eye patch > monocle.

Both can't hold a candle to the cape, obviously.
Posted by Tyler9258
Auburn
Member since Dec 2013
4204 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:46 am to
People probably kept running into fricking walls and tripping over shite due to lack of depth perception.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79701 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:47 am to
quote:

monocle


Too evil German villain looking.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98190 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:47 am to
quote:

Both can't hold a candle to a dueling scar, obviously.


FIFY
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63046 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:47 am to
Some hipster lurker is going to read this and run with it.
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65045 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:48 am to
quote:

eye patch > monocle.

Both can't hold a candle to the cape, obviously.



Right now yes. But I can get the monocle back into good standing with the community.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:48 am to
quote:

People probably kept running into fricking walls and tripping over shite due to lack of depth perception.



might actually work for me, one of my eyes is as perfect as ever but it's being fricked up by having to compensate for the other one that's going blind
Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:48 am to
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28189 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:49 am to
Tell me he wasn't slaying the poon.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65712 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:50 am to
quote:

Some hipster lurker is going to read this and run with it

Posted by colorchangintiger
Dan Carlin
Member since Nov 2005
30979 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:51 am to
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28189 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:51 am to
I rate him a "T" for trying too hard.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:52 am to
quote:

I rate him a "T" for trying too hard.


what if added a cape to that ensemble?
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65045 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:55 am to
Posted by TheFolker
Member since Aug 2011
5185 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:56 am to
quote:

eye patch > monocle.


Why can't you have both?
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28189 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:56 am to
GQ cover material.

Or "Out" magazine.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
78101 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:57 am to
monocole (check)
ascott (check)
cuff links (check)
top hat (check)
pocket watch (check)
pocket square (check)

measure of a true gentleman
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
43559 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:57 am to
dude looks just like arthur blank

This post was edited on 9/15/14 at 10:59 am
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
12919 posts
Posted on 9/15/14 at 10:59 am to
Can one pair a monocle with an ascot, or is that too much vintage throwback?
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